The Lion Killers
MattSquatch Presents on youtube takes a look at the Bili Apes, also known as the lion killers, and how it all relates to bigfoot.
BREAKING: Finding Bigfoot Production Company Seeks Filming Permit In Virginia
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Kihosa killed a pack of wolves, fourteen grizzled and a pair of wolverines with one hand tied behind his back and blindfolded.
ReplyDeleteThe Whitehouse revealed in a press conference yesterday that Big Red and Kihosa were "instrumental in clearing ISIS from the Arabian peninsula including Syria and Iraq".
ReplyDeleteKi’ho’sa will punish you for your insolence and mockery. He was TOTALLY responsible for removing ISIS not "instrumental". There will be a retribution for this fake news I promise you that.
DeleteI hate to nitpick but he was not "Totally responible". Seal team 5 and Big Red were also in the platoon that decimated ISIS in extensive maze of tunnels that criss cross through the Kandahar mountains and adjoining valley. Big Red lost his life in a friendly fire incident and this is how the myth of the Giant of Kandahar was created and promoted by the the likes of L.A. Marzulli among others. The truth is always stranger than fiction. R.I.P. Big Red 1976-2018. A true American hero who was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor by President Donald Trump. He is interred in Arlington cemetery in a secret grave.
DeleteYou are wrong. How do I know this? Because Ki’ho’sa TOLD KHAT HANSEN HIMSELF! Now before you scoff let me ask you this - why would Khat lie about this? She is a Choctaw Indian Medicine woman and soul eater who is beyond reproach. She has assured me that what Ki’ho’sa has said is true. He mentioned nothing of Seal Team 5 and Big Red but told Khat he "mindblasted" the ISIS leadership causing them to turn their weapons on each other. Perhaps our forces mistakenly received some of the mindblasting and got confused tragically killing Big Red with friendly fire. Ki’ho’sa blasted many minds that day I can tell you. He is not to be trifled with.
DeleteHow do I know this? I was one of the flight crew that removed the platoon and body. Originally the team were flown in in Blackhawk but after the firefight one of the birds crashed forcing us to retrieve the team and body in a Chinook due to the weight of Big Red who in case your curious was 4.26 meters tall and was 997 kilos which works out to be about 2200 lbs and a touch over 14 foot tall.
DeleteWhat!!!??? If what you say is true than Khat is in BIG trouble if she lied about or embellished Ki’ho’sa's story. He's not going to like this...not one little bit.
DeleteYou can verify what I say by asking for a current time stamped picture of Big Red. I can assure you she will not be able to provide one which if he's alive should be a piece o cake for her.
DeleteSimply ask Khat to provide us a time stamped current photo of Big Red. I can assure you she will not comply which with her knowledge and close friendship with Red should be a piece of cake.
DeleteKihosa could tie a battalion of billi apes into pretzels.
ReplyDeleteI would bet that Fasano could whip a billi ape in a cage match.
ReplyDeleteRemeber folks there are no "experts" in Bigfoot excpet Brian "Puke" Sullivan.
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