Canoer Rescued By Bigfoot Update Video
The folks at Squatchable.com give us an update on the recent bigfoot encounter video about a canoer rescued by a bigfoot.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
In her latest video resident cryptid expert Khat Hansen calls out Dr. Matthew Johnson for being a guillable idiot When he allegedly allowed thousands of aliens who due to their shapeshiting abilities prefer to appear as bigfoot and inhabit trees into our dimension through a pal's homemade Tesla coil.
ReplyDeleteDr. Johnson was apparently handpicked by these "aliens" to be there spokesperson and sit on their prestigious high "Council of 12". Johnson had no comment when asked if he may have been duped into allowing demonic entities into this dimension to destroy the planet and harvest the souls of all humans.