Bigfoot Investigator John talks about the class B bigfoot encounter he had in Southern California. Not many reports come from SoCal, but they do happen from time to time.
Bigfoot Tony was incarcerated in Highgate court yesterday on possessing bigfoot pornography. He faces 10 minutes in Wormwood Scrubs said his Solicitor Mr. D. Waters.
Survival expert Led Stroud confirms that bigfoot woo is 100% legitimate. Bigfoot can take invisible dumps claims Stroud after stepping in a fetid pile of invisible Sasquatch diarrhoea last month while hiking in the Smilies.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
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Brattis.
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ReplyDeleteBigfoot Tony was incarcerated in Highgate court yesterday on possessing bigfoot pornography. He faces 10 minutes in Wormwood Scrubs said his Solicitor Mr. D. Waters.
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ReplyDeleteSurvival expert Led Stroud confirms that bigfoot woo is 100% legitimate.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot can take invisible dumps claims Stroud after stepping in a fetid pile of invisible Sasquatch diarrhoea last month while hiking in the Smilies.