From Bigfoot and Beyond, a man was attacked by an unseen assailant, and shoved to the ground. Was the attacker actually a bigfoot? Some may find the man's extensive injuries disturbing.
Ms. Hansen was brutally attacked and tortured for three days by a well known bigfoot researcher who waterboarded her, bludgeoned her nearly to death leaving her with broken ribs, a collapsed lung, and over 700 stiches in her head since they had to put a metal plate in her cranium. The group of ruffians also left muddy boot prints on her carpet and helped themselves to a meal and all without WASHING UP AND PUTTING THE DISHES AWAY!. Kihosa is now leading a group of bigfoot special forces accompanied by some contractors who just happen to be Dogmen.Ms. Hansen has publicly stated that if they simply call a carpet cleaning company and a crew of maids she would be willing to forgive and forget.
Iktomi was recently attacked and left for dead by a Gugwe. He would have perished in the ordeal but the creature ambushed him from the rear hurling the hapless fool face down into the dirt. He was only saved when the curious Squatch rolled him over and saw his hideous face and ran off into the bush shrieking and howling.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
Ms. Hansen was brutally attacked and tortured for three days by a well known bigfoot researcher who waterboarded her, bludgeoned her nearly to death leaving her with broken ribs, a collapsed lung, and over 700 stiches in her head since they had to put a metal plate in her cranium. The group of ruffians also left muddy boot prints on her carpet and helped themselves to a meal and all without WASHING UP AND PUTTING THE DISHES AWAY!. Kihosa is now leading a group of bigfoot special forces accompanied by some contractors who just happen to be Dogmen.Ms. Hansen has publicly stated that if they simply call a carpet cleaning company and a crew of maids she would be willing to forgive and forget.
ReplyDeleteIktomi was recently attacked and left for dead by a Gugwe. He would have perished in the ordeal but the creature ambushed him from the rear hurling the hapless fool face down into the dirt. He was only saved when the curious Squatch rolled him over and saw his hideous face and ran off into the bush shrieking and howling.
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