Terrified man looks into loo and sees a drooling toothless meth addict named Danny Stu gazing up at him. Loo meth monster wearing a t shirt that exclaims "WORLDS BIGGEST BIGFOOT FAN!!!"
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
Don't think I'd fancy seeing a squatch through my lavatory window ! Especially if one is in the middle of call of doodey .
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Joe
Hey old man !
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Terrified man looks into loo and sees a drooling toothless meth addict named Danny Stu gazing up at him. Loo meth monster wearing a t shirt that exclaims "WORLDS BIGGEST BIGFOOT FAN!!!"
DeleteThanks for the warning mmc.
DeleteNot a warning- a report. Is that poo soaked t.p. stuck in the corner of your mouth? Why yes it is!
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