Please can one of you come and save Pedo Stu. It’s not been the same for him since he lost all his PGF cultists and the poor sod has nothing if he hasn’t got some below par intellectual throwback giving him his latest drivel to cheerlead or plagiarise. All he has left is the fear of some “Footer” coming to take his money away, that’s no way to live? Give a Pedo some hope today.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Dear Skepfooter Cult...
ReplyDeletePlease can one of you come and save Pedo Stu. It’s not been the same for him since he lost all his PGF cultists and the poor sod has nothing if he hasn’t got some below par intellectual throwback giving him his latest drivel to cheerlead or plagiarise. All he has left is the fear of some “Footer” coming to take his money away, that’s no way to live? Give a Pedo some hope today.
Please come back, Pedo Stu needs you.
Thanks in advance,
Who’s Joe?
^ obsessed with Stu
DeleteHopefully someone will heed the call, PS.
DeleteIn the meantime, go give Swamp Dweller some clicks.
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I’ll check in tomorrow to read your next 50 posts devoted to Stu. Do you have a shrine set up in your flop house tenement in honor of Stu? Ha ha ha!
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