News Report On North Carolina Bigfoot Festival


Bigfoot festivals and conferences seem like all the rage lately. Here's a report on western North Carolina's very own upcoming bigfoot festival.

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  1. Just imagine pedo Stu attending one of these events. He would be caught trying to touch the kids and they would have to kill him.

    That’s how it would go down fur shur

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    1. ^ You`ve been seriously obsessed for quite some time haven`t you...perhaps you want pedostu to come and finger your sweaty asshole?

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      Katarina

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  2. Look at the video. No one is taking this seriously. It's all about making money off the legend. The legend will live on as long as there is money to be made.

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    1. Speaking of making money

      You need to get a job pedo Stu.

      Even with you being on the pedo list I am sure somebody will hire you




      Then again, maybe not

      I wonder what kind of a job pedo Stu can handle ?

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    2. But hey! Pedo Stu recognises all the money making ploys of the legend-pushers! He knows how they make all their money! Surely if it’s as easy to make money as he asserts... He should be swimming in it like a Scrooge McDuck?

      Nope. He’s still a bum.

      Pedo Stu... People can make aaaaaaaall the money they like off pop culture. If there’s scientific evidence to support the notion of hominin in the US, then nothing is reliant on any legend-building money schemes.

      Silly little pedo is a busy idiot. All his efforts in all the wrong places... anywhere but the evidence.

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    3. Couldn’t have said it better myself iktomi

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    4. 10:55

      Anything to do with cleaning and unplugging crappers

      The filth pedo Stu would feel right at home

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    5. Pedo Stu would love to be Iktomis personal sweat licker

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