Tim Fasano has rteleased his new footage of skunk apes in the Florida swamps. Fasano said he would be releasing the footage, and held true to his word. Check it out.
Well gee. I guessed that's it. Definitive proof by Tim Fasano. I guess we can all go home now and sell all of our research equipment, cameras, camo gear, and flash lights. I mean, who can argue with Tim when he claims some underlit, over-pixelated slightly dark area on his sony super night shot video is a skunk ape. Tim did it and all the rest of us might as well find another past time. Tim is going to be raking in the royalties on this little video capture. Next stop for Tim, Letterman. Oh, that's right. He's retired. Well let's make it Dr. Phil then. Now that will be a hoot.
Awwww. Is the wittle biddy Bigfoot hunting loser who never found anything jealous? Just because you found sas-squat, don't crybaby when someone else is successful.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
hahahahahaaaaaa that JoTomi is a right wanker
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Congratulations Mr. Fasano. Your years of hard work and tenacity have paid off.
ReplyDeleteYeah. He is dedicated. It's this kind of dedication that will someday lead to proof for science.
DeleteI know two skunks, everyone keep shunning them
ReplyDeleteWell gee. I guessed that's it. Definitive proof by Tim Fasano. I guess we can all go home now and sell all of our research equipment, cameras, camo gear, and flash lights. I mean, who can argue with Tim when he claims some underlit, over-pixelated slightly dark area on his sony super night shot video is a skunk ape. Tim did it and all the rest of us might as well find another past time. Tim is going to be raking in the royalties on this little video capture. Next stop for Tim, Letterman. Oh, that's right. He's retired. Well let's make it Dr. Phil then. Now that will be a hoot.
ReplyDeleteAwwww. Is the wittle biddy Bigfoot hunting loser who never found anything jealous? Just because you found sas-squat, don't crybaby when someone else is successful.
DeleteI would give him credit for going out into the woods at night by himself. Then I realised hes got his pals running about in ghillie suits
ReplyDeleteWhy do these idiots constantly film themselves, how are you going to catch a booger on film if the camera is constantly pointed at you.
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