This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
If you want to see a real collection of bigfoot books, come to Willow Creek, California.
ReplyDeleteStewert cant read
DeleteWe have picture books for the kiddos.
DeleteMaybe you have stone tablets because he eats the paper.
DeleteStewie would require the coles notes version of the picture books though
Deletecheers
Joe
Wow, I know that I ruined your weird fantasy role playing game when I thoroughly debunked bigfoot, but you don't have to be so butt hurt about it!
DeleteHow was your visit to the hospital Steuart?
DeleteIt was great to see you when I visited the mental hospital, thanks for asking!
DeleteThe doctor was thrilled that you came in all on your own for treatment. The men with the big nets and blow darts are tired of chasing you around for your shock therapy. Things are finally looking up!
DeleteWay to go Stu!!! Ya bloomin maniac.
DeleteYou’re really giving it to Stu tonight! Woo hoo!
DeleteIf you like books wreaking of Cat Piss, I guess the Willow Creek store is the place for you. I would not order anything from that nasty place!
DeleteJoe is always "giving it" to all and sundry - it is his asshole he`s giving out.
DeleteNow thats^ a pathetic attempt. Only @ssh@le thats ever been around here is you Stwartzie. Only one thats ever been around here smelling like cat piss it you too. As a matter of fact you seem quite obsessed with cat piss and aholes. Especially mens aholes. And getting attention. Big red arrows pointing to the spectrum for you old man.
DeleteBluff Creek; home of trashy romance novels, and bug eyed yard gnomes.
DeleteIf you want faded moldy books look no further than willow creek.
ReplyDeleteIf you want moldy brown underpants, look in Kelly Shaw’s dresser drawer.
DeleteStu collects other peoples dirty underwear so he is an expert on the topic.
Delete^ ...and Joe sniffs it - to compare with all the other dirty knickers he "collects" (steals) - no doubt with his small dick in hand.
Delete^ ello cupcake, talking about me i see.
DeleteYou'll have to do much better than this drivel if you want to be respected on this blog luv. Tell you what mate, you get all gussied up and go down to your nearest laundrymat and jump inside one of those tumble dryers . i really think you need to slime cleaned out of your system
cheers
Joe
There once was a young lad named stewie.
ReplyDeleteHis thinking and logic was screwy.
So he took all his meds followed by reds.
And the brains in his bum went Kablooey!
Just shovel it all up and pour it back in. Its all we can do for Ol Stewie.
Delete^Sings the chorus.
Delete^ ha haha haha
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