Turtleman Shot a Bigfoot!

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Turtleman from Call of the Wild sits down with the Finding Bigfoot crew and reveals a shocking tale about himself. When Turtleman shot an angry bigfoot.

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  1. AnonymousWednesday, January 10, 2018 at 4:12:00 PM PST

    The turtle man needs some of Michigan's best.

    That would be Pinconning Paralyzer

    From Pintuckey to Kentucky

    That'll bring the Big Guy in

    MMC

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, January 10, 2018 at 4:54:00 PM PST

      He mate, my slimy gob is known to be a Penis Paralyzer !

      Joe

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, January 10, 2018 at 8:09:00 PM PST

      ^ Hi Steve! Your face is chic repellant you wont have to worry about getting to the penis paralyzing stage if you get my drift mate. Look on the bright side you will always have your willow creek book mold.

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, January 10, 2018 at 10:05:00 PM PST

      ^ hey fake Joe and Wanker Willy !
      Why don't you lads run off and get a room.
      Have fun !
      Cheers

      Joe

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, January 10, 2018 at 9:59:00 PM PST

    sorry DS, Seems like turtleman already exists so you'll have to name the next tree bark you find something else like tortoiseman .
    Life sucks mate

    Joe

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  3. acerman66Thursday, January 11, 2018 at 6:33:00 AM PST

    Hahaha where do they find these hillbillies?

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    1. Mickey VaderThursday, January 11, 2018 at 1:16:00 PM PST

      Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia, Virginia, Alabama, pretty much the South. Where do you find sissies? Everywhere but the South.

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