It's funny how UK bigfooters call US bigfoot skeptics "fat NASCAR fans" when US bigfooters are backwoods Deliverance extras in video after video.
For UK retards: The smart US people dismiss bigfoot lore. You have to be afraid of wolves, bears, and mountain lions, not fake myths, you crooked-toothed wankmasters.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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ReplyDeleteIt's funny how UK bigfooters call US bigfoot skeptics "fat NASCAR fans" when US bigfooters are backwoods Deliverance extras in video after video.
DeleteFor UK retards: The smart US people dismiss bigfoot lore. You have to be afraid of wolves, bears, and mountain lions, not fake myths, you crooked-toothed wankmasters.
Zorth and the Bigfoot Forest People will punish you severely for your insolence and disbelief Odom! Recant now or risk being whisked away in a portal.
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