A Dogman Enters Camp
A group goes out on a bigfoot investigation in the infamous Land Between the Lakes, when they get a surprise visit from a different type of hair-covered creature walking on two legs.
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
My Sasquatch clan's alpha male would at times would get so frustrated with my impertinance that he (gorn) would pick me up by the top of my head and spin me around ,then shush me away!!
ReplyDeletePS, I'm not a lier.
Khat Hansen is a deluded fool that thinks people believe her absurd lies.
DeleteUnbelievable!
Hey you guys,my botty is feelin` kinda itchy and needs stirring from the inside with a stiff todger - any taker`s ?
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World bigfoot radio #26 pt1 & 2
ReplyDeleteKhat Hansen Interviews.
She also claims that Bigfoot took off and ATE her pickup Truck's tires!!
DeleteNot kidding people'..
Wow - just wow. That was the most insane, delusional, inane bunch of nonsense I've heard put forth outside of Matthew Johnson's ramblings. What a bunch of freaks!
DeleteThat is a deer track in the snow. When a deer runs it bounds with both front hooves and one of the rear hits up at the front making it looks like it has 3 toes in the front. And then one of the rear hooves stay in the back looking like a heel. In the snow the body of the deer also comes in contact as hit leaps to its next bound.. I know this may be hard to understand for city slickers but I have many example photos of how deer do this and drives me nuts dip shits out there showing simple deer bounding tracks as a dog creature or three toe bigfoot. Is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteNope - no way ho hay - it IS a dogman track.
Deleteplease show us another example of what you are talking about. Just one example
DeleteJoe
If you dangle your penis in the snow the tip and testicles will make a three toe track
DeleteJoe
^ yes but there will be a tell tale yellowing of the snow where the "eye" of the helmet has been - especially if it is Joe`s nob as he is incontinent and can`t stop pissing out.
Delete6:29 that makes too much sense, we won't allow any of that here. Who are you and what are you doing here?
DeletePiss off fake Joe and the other sots who have responded to this. Go eat your cheetos and drink your moonshine like all you good lads do there
DeleteDon't waste my time !
Joe
^ hark who`s talking about wasting time - you jerk - have you not been called by mommy for your fish-fingers and chips ?
Deleteoh look ^ it's the fresh prince of bellend chiming in like the prized prat he truly is
Deletego play in traffic chum
Joe
The snow makes my testicles shrink
DeleteJoe
12;11 ooh Joe, did your mommy not remember to put the ketchup on for you ?
Deleteis that why you are so angwy ?
^ Joe is always very angry because he`s still not regarded as an adult by his parents - all that supervision can get him down.
DeleteIt seems logical to me. Case closed period
ReplyDeleteThe yellow snow at the base of a fire hydrant is conclusive proof it was a dogman.
ReplyDeleteIts Steven Streutard the willow creek bookstore troll planting fake tracks again! Gollum strikes again!
ReplyDeleteIts Steven Streutaltard the willowcreek bookstore troll planting fake tracks again! Gollumnstrikes
ReplyDeleteIts Steven Streutalfart the willowcreek bookstore troll planting fake tracks again! Gollumnstrikes
ReplyDeleteIts Steven Streufaltard the wilowcreek moldyBKstore troll planting fake tracks again! Gollumnstrikes again. Matts hoaxing luver
ReplyDeleteHey Matt K! You got Mold? Where is Steven S going to plant fake bigfoot tracks this year? The marten still isn't endangered & Steves bigfoot experience is still fictional
ReplyDelete^ Wow - someone's obsessed with Steven.
Delete^ Yes and he runs this page
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