Henry and Shane are back with their season premiere of Real or Not Real. They take a look at strange videos and photos that pop up in the crypto world and discuss why they think it is real or not real.
Iktomi will not be in attendance here as he is busy with a job-club appointment - this is necessary for it is a requirement of the welfare office that he shows he is willing to find employment - the fact he still attends job-club is evidence he is an incompetent buffoon and even the burger joints won`t take him.
Mom: Henry! Shane! what are you two doing in there?
Henry: Nothing, Mom. Just doing a Bigfoot video.
Mom: Why two boys doing a Bigfoot video go through half a jar of Vaseline and a box of Kleenex every night I don't understand. What do you two do with all that Vaseline?
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Guys guys guys
ReplyDeleteLights go BEHIND or BESIDE the camera
And one of you two (and I'm not coming to mention any names) needs to
COMB YOUR HAIR
Thank you
MMC
^ This filthy disgusting yokel is passing judgment on the grooming habits of others?
DeleteRachet is looking for you shes got your cream.
Delete^ all the cream has been pumped deep into my brown tunnel
DeleteJoe
They need to attend the Nathan Reo class of "I may be crazy but I still look good".
ReplyDeleteIktomi will not be in attendance here as he is busy with a job-club appointment - this is necessary for it is a requirement of the welfare office that he shows he is willing to find employment - the fact he still attends job-club is evidence he is an incompetent buffoon and even the burger joints won`t take him.
ReplyDeleteHaha haha hahah what a complete clown he is.
Mom: Henry! Shane! what are you two doing in there?
ReplyDeleteHenry: Nothing, Mom. Just doing a Bigfoot video.
Mom: Why two boys doing a Bigfoot video go through half a jar of Vaseline and a box of Kleenex every night I don't understand. What do you two do with all that Vaseline?
Hey, Ladies! Both Henry and Shane are SINGLE! Henry lives with his mom and Shane has his own singlewide! Don't let these keepers get away from you!
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