Bigfoot encounters at Mount Uniacke Lake. People report huge rocks being thrown into the lake. When they decided to leave, they felt like something was following them out.
Nick is the most girl crazy dude in his frat, but when him and the bros head up to Napa Valley for a quiet weekend, Nick quickly realizes that his chances of scoring a chick are next to nothing.
Nick’s disappointment soon turns into a powerful, gay attraction however, when he meets a dashing bigfoot sommelier, Torbo Gulgot, who invites him back for an after hours sampling.
Little does Nick realize, it’s not the wine that Torbo will be tasting, it’s Nick’s hot bro ass.
This erotic tale is 4,700 words of sizzling human on gay bigfoot action, including anal, cream pies, rimjobs, blowjobs, rough sex, and bigfoot butt tasting.
And the truly hilarious part is Stuey actually believes he is accomplishing something here. Six long years and only humiliation to show for it. Sad little troll.
Nobody here experiencing any grief here. We are just standing around pointing in astonishment at the koo-koo crazy that is you flailing around in front of us 24x7. Who can blame us though? You're a one man 3 ring circus of looney.
I thought this was a bigfoot blog! It seems MMC And Ikdummy have turned this blog into a GHEY FRISCO BATHHOUSE WITH YOU TWO--Bieng the head HOMO BUTT TONGUE PUNCHERS!! SICK,SICK,SICK QUEERS!!
Why are you compelled to write in that weird style from time to time? Nobody for one second believes you're anybody but Stuey. Just write in your usual style.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Hey Mickey! with lyrics: http://youtu.be/TkYZKqmxaro
ReplyDeleteAll you need to doo tootoo stu is replace the word " mickey" with "Iki" and you have your very own theme song. Your very own I give to you.
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You can kindly repay us by leaving
MMC
Ha ha ha ha!!
DeleteIf you liked that, you'll love this:
DeleteBigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting:
Nick is the most girl crazy dude in his frat, but when him and the bros head up to Napa Valley for a quiet weekend, Nick quickly realizes that his chances of scoring a chick are next to nothing.
Nick’s disappointment soon turns into a powerful, gay attraction however, when he meets a dashing bigfoot sommelier, Torbo Gulgot, who invites him back for an after hours sampling.
Little does Nick realize, it’s not the wine that Torbo will be tasting, it’s Nick’s hot bro ass.
This erotic tale is 4,700 words of sizzling human on gay bigfoot action, including anal, cream pies, rimjobs, blowjobs, rough sex, and bigfoot butt tasting.
MMC
Thank you Ikii
DeleteI credit the suds
MMC
time to eat now
You can kindly repay ***us****...
DeleteLOL ikky
... Stuey's still upset.
DeleteOh poor ikdummy ran out of material so he has to repeat the same lame line over and over. Ha ha ha!
DeleteStuey doesn't like it when being upset is drawn to attention.
DeleteThat's because he's a thin skinned tosser
DeleteAnd the truly hilarious part is Stuey actually believes he is accomplishing something here. Six long years and only humiliation to show for it. Sad little troll.
Delete(Creased)
DeleteOne "sad little troll" is causing you this much grief and driving one of you to drink excessively. =~)
DeleteKeep telling yourself that Stu. It's funny as hell.
DeleteHey Mickey! with lyrics: http://youtu.be/TkYZKqmxaro
DeleteNobody here experiencing any grief here. We are just standing around pointing in astonishment at the koo-koo crazy that is you flailing around in front of us 24x7. Who can blame us though? You're a one man 3 ring circus of looney.
DeleteReading Stuey's comments is like reading the Zodiac letters. What a kook.
DeleteI thought this was a bigfoot blog! It seems MMC And Ikdummy have turned this blog into a GHEY FRISCO BATHHOUSE WITH YOU TWO--Bieng the head HOMO BUTT TONGUE PUNCHERS!!
DeleteSICK,SICK,SICK QUEERS!!
Maybe Stuey is really some kind of new IA Bot (artificial idiot) bot testing the limits of people's endurance of stupidity.
DeleteI say this becaus NOBODY can be as stupid as he puts on
KABOOM !
MMC
Look out... Stuey's busting out his "AC Collins" character now!
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STFU,HOMO'S × 2 = ikdummy & MMC, so now what homo perv's?
Delete(Yawn)
DeleteStupid stu is as stupid stu does
DeleteMMC
Of course they don't deny the facts , I'm always correct.
Delete(Yawn)!
Reality is STUPID to a idiot like MMC .
DeleteIkdummy will NEVER get a bigfoot body ,and I know why !
DeleteHaa Haa Haa lol
Why are you compelled to write in that weird style from time to time? Nobody for one second believes you're anybody but Stuey. Just write in your usual style.
DeleteIt's creepy.
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk9mtX1e1sQ
Stu has problems,
Delete#1. He doesn't have a job
#2 he's too lazy to look for work
#3 he has no education
#4 he has poopy pants
#5 gingivitis
#6 hairy palms
#7 schytzophrania
#8. Intolerant
#9 racist
#10 smells
Hey Chicky baby
DeletePatrick is coo l
sissy Stueys a fool
MMC
; ) Yes, he is MMC. Its just too much.
Deletei long for the day when we can get back to talking about bigfoot rather than the sorry sort named stu who has completely thrown us all off
DeleteJoe
Boom !
ReplyDeleteTry to prove this is fake !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUe0Q_TibmE
This is proof that is off the charts !
oh my goodness, mega kaboom !
WTF is dat ?
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