Bigfoot Hunter Gives Hurricane Update

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Tim Fasano is on location from the eye of hurricane Irma. Or at least pretty close to it. Fasano gives an update on the situation.

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  1. AnonymousMonday, September 11, 2017 at 4:02:00 PM PDT

    Fasano is a true expert on the skunk ape. I consider him to be an ambassador for the species.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, September 11, 2017 at 4:23:00 PM PDT

      TIM FASANO IS A SEXY MAN!


      MM 2 DA C YO!

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    2. AnonymousMonday, September 11, 2017 at 5:34:00 PM PDT

      Matt, can you ask Tim if he's okay? I'm really concerned. I'm actually losing sleep but at the same time I'm wondering if any Skunk Ape were injured or even died. This is really emotional for me right now.

      MMC

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    3. AnonymousMonday, September 11, 2017 at 5:41:00 PM PDT

      God bless America and God bless Tim Fasano!

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    4. AnonymousMonday, September 11, 2017 at 5:53:00 PM PDT

      Matt? Somebody or anybody know if skunk ape are okay in South Florida and if any bigfoot were harmed in Texas? This is hitting me REAL hard right now.

      MMC

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  2. Chewbacca Monday, September 11, 2017 at 4:45:00 PM PDT

    Fatsano is an American Hero! But does he hide his trail cams as good as his Swamp eels?

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  3. AnonymousMonday, September 11, 2017 at 6:26:00 PM PDT

    Number of Skunk Apes after the hurricane - 0

    Number of Skunk Apes before the hurricane 0

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    1. IKDUMMYMonday, September 11, 2017 at 6:37:00 PM PDT

      Erm, multiple-sourced gypsum, synced bi-continentally, fact-checked by lettered experts in disparate functionalities and doubled blinded as a matter of course, would prove otherwise.

      Schooled (crease)

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  4. AnonymousTuesday, September 12, 2017 at 1:23:00 PM PDT

    Fasano's a cab driver. He could've driven his fat ass outta there long ago.

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, September 13, 2017 at 11:50:00 AM PDT

    I thought that Fasano would be shooting his video from inside his cab, with the windshield wipers going, water level up to his balls, ocean waves washing over the top of his car, his car being swept out to sea, and him crapping his pants. Boy is this video a let down.

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  6. AnonymousThursday, September 14, 2017 at 10:28:00 AM PDT

    I thought that Fasano would be shooting his video from inside his cab, with the windshield wipers going, water level up to his nads, ocean waves washing over the top of his car, his car being swept out to sea, and him crapping his pants. Boy is this video a let down.
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