Beware the Lame List!
Welcome to the Lame List! A new series on the Parabreakdown channel where really bad hoax videos are putted against one another in battle for the title of champion.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
BIGFOOT SETTLERS CLAIM MY BUTTHOLE
ReplyDeleteAfter leaving New York to pursue his dream of making taffy without the restriction of oppressive flavor laws, Greg sets up shop in a small Colorado town. It’s the wild frontier, and Greg is more than happy to be a part of it.
But conflict arises when a band of business-minded bigfeet show up by train, looking to buy up as much land as they can afford.
Unfortunately, the most valuable land of all is located right inside Greg’s butthole.
Now Greg must take all of the bigfoot settlers in a hardcore taffy shop gangbang that will determine the fate of this small town forever!
This erotic tale is 4,600 words of sizzling human on bigfoot action, including blowjobs, rough sex, gangbangs, cream pies, facials, double anal and settler love.