10 Scary and True Stories From the Deep Woods
There are things way worse than bigfoot in the deep woods, things you might accidentally run into if you're out there looking. Here's some frightening stories of some of those things.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
F-U Harriet Tubman!
ReplyDeleteCareful, he's a little sensitive at having his nationality disclosed. Cyber-stalkers don't like the taste of their own medicine see.
Delete^ gets large doses fed by spoon every day and like the small boy he is he has to be held down and has his nose pinched
DeleteSTFU,,,IK-GUZZLEPISS !!
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DeleteI can tell lots of scary stories from the "woods" area of my bottom...and they`re all true...I want to whisper them in your ear my sweet boy.
ReplyDeleteJoe
^ crap like this is all you have
DeleteNo wonder your all alone
^ try learning to spell correctly you imbecile...
Deletemeanwhile,until you do,would you like to sniff my ass-crack? ...there are little pieces of turd stuck to the hairs just for you
Joe
Ha, you are wrong like with everything else Mr Sloping Archaic Skull, at least you're consistent in being wrong
ReplyDelete^ Oops?
Deletehave you farted?
What's that pic supposed to show Iktomi?
DeleteAn x-ray of ikdummy's brain.
DeleteDuh, that like Vegas I also love testicles
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DeleteYou almost completed your sentence 2:30, great job!
DeleteOops, no flesh and muscle, feet look so similar, can't tell differences, ha, ha ,ha ,ha, you sure are something special, they tell you that at school?
ReplyDeleteI know I shouldn't... I really, really know I shouldn't, but it's just so f'n tempting see him meltdown??
DeleteYou shouldn't bother, you can't back up a thing you say anyway
DeleteHello friend Iktomi, do you like the stench from my flie infested clam?
DeleteI do ;~{}
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I'm from Leeds, Bigfoot are spruce trees, I have witnesses who will back up my amazing stories and I've got some plaster casts with dermal ridges and a giant turd in a box, all proof of Bigfoot right Iktomi?
ReplyDeleteYes, turds are proof of Bigfoot
DeleteI had a bigfoot turd in a box but a UFO created a interdimensional portal and it went away. Either that or the CIA broke into my house and stole it and are storing it at area 51.
DeleteYour problem is using a box for storage. You need some jars. I hear they won't touch them if in jars ;-)
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