Scary True Tales to Keep You Awake
From Swamp Dweller:
16 more terrifying and true stories to give you the chills. You might want to listen to these with the lights on.
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
STUEY MAKES IKTOMI AND MMC LOOK LIKE MORANS,EACH AND EVERY TIME.
ReplyDeleteWell yes of course we do.
DeleteBut that is honestly not very difficult to accomplish.
Im jealous of stuey.
DeleteMMC
Vive Le Stuey,vive Le Stuey...
DeleteNemesis of "The Joes".
DeleteAye, mates, I'll be buggered if i'm not on track of the elusive plaster cast.
Plaster 'as been know to bluff charge and kidnap hunters, it 'as.
Let's FACE FACTS folks!!
ReplyDelete#1 $100,000,000 = win,,,no way!
#2 $100,000,000,=loss ,,80%
#3 $25,000,000 = win,,,100%
#4 $25,000,000 = win,,30sec,100%
piss on boxing !.CONNER WILL GO FULL MMA ,AN SUFFER THE 75MILLION
PENALTY,,
Conner will knock out Mayweather in 1st round ,,by blowing off the rules and lose 75 million bucks
BUT MAKE $200,000,000 IN THE BETS @ 6-1 AS WE SPEAK??
anyway s that's a Shure 30sec KO
AND GLORY!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL!!
AC COLLINS
^ your a homo!
DeleteMMc
OOPS I LOST MY KOOL AND KOed Mayweather in the 1st,w a axe kick or a spinning backfist,
DeleteOh well,I'm gonna cry to the bank with $25,000,000!!
Whaaaaa Whaaaaa Whaaaaa!
Hey no bigfoot body! You know why? Because modern scienctific expeditions,such as the BILI APE expedition,wich lasted 3months and cost $180,000 have never been attempted .
ReplyDeleteThe above Proves my points???
Schooled you bloody todgers!
Joe
^ you mean TOSSER ya Fop!
DeletejOe
Nope when I say Todger I mean Todgers, Not TOSSER!
DeleteJoe :)
wee weeeeee weee
Bigfoot expeditions haven't been attempted because no one wants to invest in an expedition to find something that doesn't exist.
DeleteThere are silly tv shows for that like Finding Bigfoot which focus on the goofy cast members instead of living up to their title.
Joe
Joe: "when I say Todger I mean Todgers."
DeleteSo, one is never enough for Joe.
Whatever you're into, welsh fop.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Im not a welsh Fop!
DeleteJoe
Can't wait for Bigfoot body , soon, soon , blah bili ape
Delete4:16
DeleteWhy so upset and angry Joe ?
Is the obsession with Stuey all getting a little too much to cope with ?
Try to let it go as all this pressure you`re under is detrimental to your health...try to get yourself some self-help books and follow the instructions properly - remember not to rush into it but take your time to gently ease your mind into a peaceful place and things may get easier to bear for you...of course the main problem for you isn`t going to go away and so learning a few coping mechanisms will help to put Stuey from your mind even if only for a few minutes each day..surely it has to be worth a shot at it ?
Dr Drillard
^ Phew,at last somebody understands...thanks for the encouragement as you seem to acknowledge the strain I have been under these past months dealing with Stuey...he `s always got the upper hand,damn him...odd how I was the person who gave Stuey his name and now that has come back to bite me really hard in the ass.
DeleteJoe
please go away fake Joe, such a coward for not using your real name mate.
Deleteor is your real name stuey ?
In either case kindly sod off !
Joe
^ = Iktomi & MMC actin like something homo!
ReplyDeleteStu·art
ReplyDelete1.
relating to the royal family ruling Scotland 1371–1714 and Britain 1603–49 and 1660–1714.
Stuarts were UK rulers. ikdummy is calling us his leader.
UTTER "BLASPHEMY"!!
ReplyDeleteSir Stuey!!!
ReplyDeleteikdummy views Stuarts as his knight in shining armor.
Can't wait for Bigfoot body, soon, soon
ReplyDeleteDr Squatch will you please show us a Bigfoot body, I'll believe you over Ik any day
ReplyDeleteThe good Dr will produce a sasquatch body when he deems fit !!
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ReplyDeleteNo one has organized a bigfoot expedition for the same reason that no one has organize a unicorn expedition.
DeleteI will continue my search for the elusive plaster cast until I can distract people with what i claim is a 1933 photograph of a skeleton.
Maybe you can use the leftover plaster to cast your lil' Willy. You wont need that much Stuey
DeleteJoe