Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
In grad school, I worked graveyards at a gas station. Most of the time, I slept so that I could wake up and got to work at 11. The only problem was that one day a week I had a night class from 6-9. Those days really really sucked. I'd do my best to go to sleep early, but I was usually just operating on a sleep deficit.
ReplyDeleteOne time, I'd fallen asleep and I woke with a start and looked at the clock. It showed six forty something. I started cursing and getting dressed because I was over an hour late for class. I made it all the way inside the car before I realized that it was Tuesday and that my night class was on Wednesday. I was mad at myself but went back to bed.
Messing with sleep is bad news.
Well bloody good for you mate but what does this have to do with bigfoot?
Delete420 was the other day tosser !
Joe
I like doritos, duh and testicles
ReplyDeleteI found a tattered and weathered empty box of lucky charms in a forest in Oregon.
ReplyDeleteI should have picked it up and kept it so that I can post to Youtube and tell my story of finding an empty cereal box and how Bigfoot found his lucky charms.
But I'm sure Bigfoots next few bowl movements were the cereal bars of the forest.
I should have went back to the forest to find Bigfoots' poop logs. I would have made a Youtube video about how squirrels already found Bigfoots' massive turds with partially undigested lucky charms cereal and ate them.
Definitely a missed opportunity in life.
Matt would have gladly posted any non evidence crappy video you can muster up!
DeleteWho doesn't love Doritos.Iktomi for President in 2020
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