Idaho Woman Crashes Her Car and Blamed It On Bigfoot!
Mary Greeley relates this news article about an Idaho woman who crashed her car, and blamed bigfoot on the accident. Yeah, I don't think her insurance is going to cover that.
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Blame it on Dogman. The Evidence is there.
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Maybe Farmers would cover it. They've seen almost everything so they know how to cover everything.
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Missed a bigfoot and crashed. Yup we covered that.
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Brand: California Exotic Novelties
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