"Standing there, probably with a dumb look on my face...." You mean something like the way you look right now, Drew? Poor Drew. That boy has seen more Sasquatches than he has teeth left. About seven.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
For the decent ones!
ReplyDelete^ veneer kinda guy
Delete^ real tough guy
Delete^ real stagnant cut&paste guy
Delete"Standing there, probably with a dumb look on my face...." You mean something like the way you look right now, Drew? Poor Drew. That boy has seen more Sasquatches than he has teeth left. About seven.
ReplyDeletePoor Haints, kicked out of Biscuit's group for pissing his pants too often in the woods.
Delete^ yous `mercans !
DeleteYou got a lot of nerve asking where video proof is Matt!
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you ask Dodson, or Stover, or all the other idiot researchers you post here!
I'm cool with Matt's choices. He avoids Dr. Squatch's awful work and sticks with folks who have produced results that others can actually perceive.
DeleteGood on those getting coverage.