Beware Of The Clowns
With rumors of scary clowns popping up everywhere in the news, Phil Poling of Parabreakdown takes a look at the clown epidemic.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Clowns are scary. I don't believe in them.
ReplyDeleteNothing scary about the three clowns who troll this blog... Pity is more accurate.
Deletehaha, Iktomi you are spot on once again. The three trolls or stooges as sometimes I like to refer to them are the poster children for needy, pitiful and just plain pathetic examples of those who have zero life but to troll on a site about a subject they could care less about other than getting their thrills by disruptive childish behavior raised to the nth degree . i'll bet their psychiatrist bills are through the roof. That one manchild donald seems to be the worse. The lad is bloody incorrigible !
DeleteGod save the queen but not the trolls !
Joe
Ha haha ha!!
DeleteThis site has one clown named Stuey
DeleteAnd we know he's a Pvssy
MMC
I don't really know a bigger p*ssy than Stuey.
DeleteOr a worse clown
DeleteJoe you are one to talk. One minute you give us gobs of your strange British act and then you shift gears and start soliciting sex from "sexy blokes". Talk about split personalities.
DeleteYour impersonation accounts are almost as unconvincing as your alleged intelligence.
Deleteusing vulagar terms now are we joe? anyone would think your getting hot under the collar.
DeleteWho's biting, Stuey?
Delete: p
My goodness. And now your baiting trolls? Anyone would think your a little sadistic. You need to control your anger and frustration. Tee Hee :)
DeleteIt's a sure sign of someone with self esteem issues that they should come a biting when they get called a coward for publishing sadistic comments.
DeleteTalking about emotions now? Anyone would think you are a wee bit angry on the subject matter. Maybe that sadistic comment really hit home. Let that anger go Joe. Tee Hee
DeleteWho's biting Stuey?
DeleteAnd it appears I don't do too badly on the subject, hence the hate campaign on your part. Your the embodiememt of my success... Not to mention cowardice.
Absolutely Iki
DeleteThe more Stuey fusses the better you are. He is your personal barometer of success
MMC
boy jotomi is the only clown here
DeleteGNEERKLE GEEEERF FART GNEEETLE GURRRNPH FART
DeleteOHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY JOOOOOOERGGGGG FART JUICE
Smoking meth lately "Joe"?
DeleteYou have been on here nonstop for a week now. I have baited you posting random bits of completely unrelated stories with ease. To me that is a sign you are confused as to who you are lashing out at and not thinking clearly. Nevermind the very bizarre way you talk to yourself to try to stimulate conversation.
When was the last time you got some real sleep/rest?
You are the embodiment of my success, Stuey.
Delete: )
Anyone want to talk about big skeletons and what a horse's ass the Queen of England is?
DeleteClowns aren't scary.The worst they can do is squirt water in your face...bring it on Coco! xx
DeleteThat's right Khat
DeleteI'm sorry?are you a wave short of a shipwreck? xx
DeleteHA HA HA HA!!!!
DeleteYes Khat, you know I am , Superfriends tee hee
Delete^ dresses up as pennywise
DeleteJoe
Dresses like the Queen, must be hard kissing his own arse ^
Delete^ hi dmaker ! you petulant manchild !
DeleteJoe
It's hard to be Joe , Iktomi, and avatar self all at the same time, and don't get me started on that seahag we call a Queen
DeleteUnemployment rate climbs to 5%...
Delete94,184,000 NOT In Labor Force...
JOBs...JOBs...JOBs... NOT...
Now Crypto Reality has pulled all their YT videos.
ReplyDeleteAnother bigfoot researcher of merit goes dark...
Got clown suit? Unless you can produce the clown suit then these clowns are the real deal
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Delete"Patty is a 1 in 53 million limb proportioned large human bigfoot" - Joe Fltzgerald
Delete"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
Delete- Bertrand Russell
Dmaker crushed you like a bug. HAHAHA!!!
DeleteConsidering you claim the same when someone publishes the word "FART"... What does that say for dmaker?
DeleteI concur. Dmaker obliterated Joe yesterday and the day before. This has been one of Joes worst weeks ever.
DeleteYou are getting your anons wrong again, Joergy.
DeletePlease reference where someone said the word "fart" alone, and then it was claimed that you got blown apart. Please cite that source.
DeleteHmmmm... I must have missed that. Was it the part where he insulted my intelligence? That likely got your attention no doubt.
DeleteJoergy believes there is only 2 trolls on this blog. LOL. Whats the matter Joerg, anyone would think your getting a little flustered?
DeleteD'you know when you answer your own comments, are you in the mindset of thwarting the "psy-ops attack" on you? Stuey??
DeleteYou mean the part when he insulted your intelligence by pointing out the lies in your arguements? Example being your "a single hair proved the bili ape" argument that was shown to be a lie. Dmaker destroys you with facts and he picks apart your arguments. And its so laughable that evven your group of friends won't join in, because you are getting embarassed so badly. Anyone would think your a little upset.
DeletePeople have you chasing your tale, lol.
DeleteFrustrated? You're the one biting at this hour.
Delete: )
No... I believe there are in fact four. Stuey's personality disorder means trying to control people's opinion on how many others are as ****** up as him, makes him feel better about his cowardice.
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT BIGFOOT DOESN'T EXIST. THANK YOU.
DeleteALL CAPS
I'm sorry... I've never claimed that a "single hair proved the Bili Ape". There is a profound comparison however in one hair sample for Bush Babies, in that there are twelve uniform hair samples for Sasquatch.
DeleteYour really lettting your anger show Joe. I would suggest some relaxation. Anyone would think your having a fit. So now there are 4 trolls? What points you to the number 4 Joe? Do you have evidence to back this claim. Anyone would think your getting a little angry.
DeleteIm really stooping low here. Does it register at all with you when dmaker slaps you to the ground daily? You seem like your upset. Anyone would think your a little jealous of dmaker.
DeleteIktomi you could make this place better for yourself if you didn't engage trolls. It wouldn't take that long. I'm skeptical that you could take that approach, however.
DeleteAngry? Tee hee! Who's biting, Stuey?
Delete: p
Everyone knows you're the blog's coward. Just remember that.
My oh my Joe. You are now resulting to insults. Anyone would think that you are seething with anger. And didn't you state at the beginning of this blog entry there were only 3 trolls on this blog? Then a paragraph later, you state there are 4. You seem to have suddenly made up a new troll. Are these like the bigfoot statistics you quote? You should get out more and enjoy the world. Don't let your anger eat away at you. LOLZ
DeleteWho's biting, Stuey?
Delete: p
Again with troll baiting. Anyone would think your a little saidistic. Its okay Joe, take some time off to enjoy life. Don't live in anger. :)
DeleteBiting much?
DeleteIt's absolutely CRAZY how much but jobs like you can't tolerate the same baiting. You have so many issues it's unreal.
You sir are the Masturbator.
Deletethe boy joe has been dressing in clown-wear and scaring the public with his nose
DeleteLosing argument, deflect by naming troll Stuey , getting mad ,desperate
DeleteFART, you foolish fools,that should show them avatar self
DeleteIktomi = snob of the most dense kind
Delete^ corr futt me yous issa tellin it jas lark it rilly iz aincha yous izza sayin dat
Deletecorr futt me
I'm the smartest and most loved person on this blog. ha ha ha ha ha ha!
DeleteDid somebody steal somebodies identity here crazy Stu-clown?
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha!!! Looks like it!
DeleteNo Khat, just me and avatar self(avatar self keeps kissing himself in the mirror, self esteem issues)
DeleteI'm actually starting to feel bad... I've send another one over the edge.
Delete: /
Yes, you've really let go and jumped a long while back, we'll climb back slowly
DeleteIktomi enraging the clowns !
DeleteGotta love it !
Joe
Not as much as loved as the Queen though, pay them taxes , she needs to douche a lot , very refreshing, very refreshing
Delete^ ignorant hillbilly. shouldn't you be marrying your cousin today ?
DeleteJoe
Oooh, touchy about that wrinkled old Queen, scaly brittania
Deletehave fun marrying your own teen queen cousin today you ignorant twonk
DeleteJoe
You too Joe, your cousin John is waiting at the altar for you , your queen frowns on that
DeleteChurch of England, yeah , that's not garbage made to kiss royal arse, BWAHAHA BWAHAHA BWAHAHA BWAHAHA
Delete^ adopted black speech dildo person
Deletehi, have you seen this footage here from Michigan?
ReplyDeletehttps://sputniknews.com/environment/20161006/1046076375/michigan-bigfoot-footage.html
No. Bigfoot dont exist.
Delete... Though you have to check on its existence every day of your life.
DeleteI think people get a certain satisfaction from telling you that because you are such an ahole.
DeleteI think you're that angry because you thought you were clever.
DeleteI'm not angry at all. Seriously, I think people mess with you because of your persona and you reciprocate.
DeleteOh I think you are most certainly angry... And if your opinion held any worth, you'd be far more concerned with the racists and psychos around here.
DeleteActually I was calling years ago for Shawn to have someone moderate here. Obviously he didn't want to do it because it was brought up so many times with him. Unfortunately confronting psychos and racists just feed their need to continue.
DeleteSuuuuuuuuuure you were. And you've been here for that long claiming "Bigfoot doesn't exist"? Those aren't the actions of someone who's got much peace of mind about that really, is it?
DeleteI really am concerned for you. You don't see that you are just as bad as the trolls. If Shawn would have to ban them, he would also have to ban you. You and the trolls have really wrecked this blog.
DeleteYes... Next time someone posts racism, sexism and homophobia, I'll expect you to make the same false sanctimonious rubbish, forgetting you're a troll who's simply sore about "Bigfoot".
DeleteI am skeptical of bigfoot. I base my reality in facts. But i have been an observer of this blog for sometime, and for as long as I have been here I have seen shameless debate between you and trolls. You are every bit as out of line as any troll that I have seen here. I don't care for your attitude to be honest. You seem like a very arrogant and petty individual. I still stand by my statement that you have helped this blog to slip down the toilet as much as any troll.
DeleteIt didn't take long for you jump on your high horse, Joerg.
Delete@4:26, I agree and you said it better than I ever could.
DeleteNo it didn't 4:28. Joerg is going rabid with anger. And i agree too 4:30.
DeleteI think facts are why you're a little bum sore to be honest, ha ha!!
Delete^ flat earth bleever
DeleteUnfortunately I'm short on facts and high on self importance
DeleteThat made a lot of sense, Einstein.
DeleteHi avatar self , did you get a lunch break? Did you know I get to supervise others and get a nice phone and computer? This is good because I can devote a lot of time to you, help you to thrive
DeleteTake a break bro... You're coming across irate.
DeleteIt's good to write shorter things so you don't waste that lunch break, good thinking on your part avatar self
DeleteWhat are you eating, a bologna sandwich? Easy on that mayonnaise
DeleteHow do you like these storefronts, do they eat into that lunch time?
DeleteJoe yes or no is the earth flat?
ReplyDeleteIf you can't find the flat earth suit, then the earth is flat
Delete"Patty is a bigfoot because the arm proportions are outside of human range"
ReplyDelete"Giant skeletons found in america with human arm proportions are bigfoot"
Which is it?
"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
Delete- Bertrand Russell
Well which is it?
DeleteNeither statements were made by me... No wonder you thought I claimed the Bili Ape was proven via a hair sample, ha ha ha ha!!
DeleteSo you agree patty was a bloke in a suit and the giant skeletons are just large humans?
Delete^ issues with anger and inner torment
DeleteI did, argued it fiercely, everyone can go back and read it and throw it in my face, I'm good at denial
Deletecorr futt me anna stark a bleetin lart
Deletecorr futt me
Looks like the Romper Room trio are doing their daily checking in on the existence of Bigfoot. You guys should really try and coordinate a meet, you could have McDonalds, talk about how much you hate Iktomi, and then you could stay for your shift.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Fluff Girl? Come for you daily taste of Joerg's d*ck sack?
DeleteHere's the problem, you're projecting, and let me explain why. I'm here for the content because I know Sasquatch exists. You, who is here daily, explains daily, you don't believe; therefore, you are here for another reason. That reason would be Iktomi's dick. You are here for no other reason, but to talk to another man. Not just any man, but one man, Iktomi. It's going to be a hard life for you squirt, you had better get smart, and quick. Because, as I see it, you don't have the intelligence or wit to quarrel with anyone on here. I see this site as an extension of your life, I see the failure, and anger associated with someone who has made poor choices and refuses to learn from said choices. Take the time now, to review your life and say "I'm somebody, and I demand more in life, I deserve more than Iktomi's dick.". Good luck ; )
DeleteWell I know that bigfoot dont exist. Checkmate.
DeleteWhere's your proof Vegas, I offer proof you just cry and whine
DeleteThere was a man on here, I believe his name was John Jones Spoke, he would go out with his Mohawk and see Sasquatch hiding in the trees
Delete6:46 you must be a very dim man and simple if you find evidence that satisfies you here.
DeleteYou know what he finds satisfying? Douching, very refreshing, very refreshing
DeleteDS, I do not find your evidence credible. Bigfoot is like any other mammal, it doesn't have magical abilities, It can't blur a camera or cloak. Anyone can do what you are doing, it's just a matter of time, time most people would consider wasted. I honestly believe you have a form of gold fever, you see Bigfoot in anything and everything.
Delete^ corr futt me yous a sayin eeza seein dat bigfeets in erryfing aincha yous iz sayin dat
Deletecorr futt me
Listen Vegas, Bigfoot blur the whole forest that's why my expensive camera takes blurry pictures , because you know. ..Bigfoot, it's not me
DeleteFoolish Vegas, Stupid foolish Vegas knows nothing about Bigfoot
DeleteVegas you're a satanist, so God is going to blind you to a lot of things in life, joy being 1st, but yeah, it's only a matter of time until you actually admit i'm right!
DeleteI have over 1,000 video's showing how they blur the camera, you Vegas LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT, BECAUSE I HAVE THE PROOF!!
LOL @ YOU!
Foolish Vegas, stupid foolish Vegas
DeleteI wish Phil would talk slower so i can understand him.
ReplyDeleteWe are now to refer to Bigfoot as Blurfoot, fix your spellchecker
ReplyDeleteNow about the clown subject
ReplyDeleteJust another media fear hype to scare women and children. When the MSM promotes this carp they know that some idiots are going to go along ng with it. This above event certainly looks staged. A bunch of drunks with nothing better to do.
Why they do this stuff is up for debate. But if you are ever approached by anyone trying to scare or intimidate you you need t turn the tables.
First of all, anybody who does this shlt is weak. Second of all with a mask on they cannot see the kick in the nvts coming or the sucker punch to the jaw
Everyone loves a clown, look at me , the favorite on the Bigfoot website, take that dMaker, fixed him good avatar self
DeleteTitans vs Dolphins
ReplyDeleteTexans vs Vikings
Jets vs Steelers
Falcons vs Broncos
Bengals vs Cowboys