Bigfoot and Bamboo: The Origin of Fireworks
You might have known that fireworks were invented in China, but did you know the very first fireworks were created to scare off bigfoot-like creatures living in the mountains? Ah ha!
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
When you're an ISF'er you lie, you pretend and you sock puppet. It's what you do.
ReplyDeleteHey mate, I fancy another kind of use for bamboo !
DeleteJoe
^ Hmmm,I`d be smelling her ass and not her hand..what a strange man he must be.
DeleteJoe.
^ Hmmm,I`d be smelling her ass and not her hand..what a strange man he must be.
DeleteJoe.
Joey ! i'd fancy that in a hearbeat tiger !
DeleteWe could escape this madness and run away to a deserted island just you an me honeybunch
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Happy 4th !
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smell my scrotal!!!!
Delete^ try women homer
DeleteTonight my neighbor just disclosed to the hood that he has a big cat on his property. Sure put a damper on the festivities. I told him to not try to befriend it. They may be cute but they are big and wild
MMC
Well there you go. This is all the proof lktomi needs. Stories dating back to 200 B.C. is all the evidence required.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're an ISF'er you lie, you pretend and you sock puppet. It's what you do.
DeleteOh OUCH - that really stung! Right to the core! Please I'm begging you - have mercy. Don't use that phrase on me again. I'll be good - I promise. No more criticism or doubt from me!
DeleteThe 200 B.C. Chinese are the most credible voice in the Bigfoot community today.
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