Robert Dodson reviews his audio from a recent recording, and discovers what sounds like bipedal footsteps walking up to his recorder. Is bigfoot checking him out?
^ Fake Joe posing as PIB but it's easy for me to tell the difference. To bad Haints or Dmaker but the gig is up! Now go put your butt plugs in the oven and warm them up for later when the tossing session is over.
1:01 is fake Joe trying to be me again. How about I give you 24 hours to stop tossing ! All those fapping sounds are scaring your butt plugs so bad they are shriveling up to nothing. Wanker!
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
...First...still got it...
ReplyDeleteWell done Sir/Madam xx
Delete^ Fake Joe posing as PIB but it's easy for me to tell the difference. To bad Haints or Dmaker but the gig is up! Now go put your butt plugs in the oven and warm them up for later when the tossing session is over.
DeleteJoe
..Thanks PIB..
Delete1:24 what`s wrong with you ? You don`t like warm butt plugs shoved up your arsehole ?
DeleteOhhhh,I understand,you like hot c*ck pumping up instead...hut hut hut haaaaaaah...thass niiiiiice...haaaaaaah.
Just find the damn thing. I'm giving you 24 hours.
ReplyDelete1:01 is fake Joe trying to be me again. How about I give you 24 hours to stop tossing ! All those fapping sounds are scaring your butt plugs so bad they are shriveling up to nothing. Wanker!
DeleteJoe
Fake Joe at 12:04 was a fake first. Don't think I can't spot you a mile off. Be a good lad and go polish your butt plugs while tossing off mate.
ReplyDeleteJoe
Who am I kidding, I love my own butt plugs!
DeleteJoe
...No,it was me..Why would you think someone claiming "first" was impersonating you?..
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