Mystery Beast Slaughters Family At LBL

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Strange things happen at LBL, the area known as The Land Between The Lakes. A secluded wilderness area that straddles the Kentucky and Tennessee borders. Rumors of a dangerous beast has haunted the park for years, and the creature known as the Beast of LBL is blamed for the following true accounts.


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  1. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 8:03:00 PM PDT

    I don't know why anyone even bothers to search for Bigfoot because according to lktomi:

    "you're as likely to find one of the most elusive creatures on the planet up there as you are a chocolate blimp."

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 10:14:00 PM PDT

      ^ Jotomi certainly doesn`t do any searching...he sits in a chair all day and hasn`t set foot on grass for many years...he does fumble about a great deal however in many areas.

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 8:15:00 PM PDT

    I think the word slaughter is one of the most icky words in the English language!

    It's just me,
    Ricky:)

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 8:26:00 PM PDT

      Ricky, have you and Iktomi set a date?

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 8:29:00 PM PDT

      ^
      Hi "Resume".

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 8:40:00 PM PDT

      8:26 I have no idea what you are talking about. Readjust your insult meter because that one didn't even register!

      It's just me,
      Ricky:)

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 9:06:00 PM PDT

      I do fancy them term "chocolate blimp" though mate !

      Joe

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    5. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 9:14:00 PM PDT

      Ricky, marriage date? When are you and Iktomi tying the notch?

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    6. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 9:19:00 PM PDT

      Hi Joe!:):):):):):)

      It's just me,
      Ricky:)

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    7. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 10:06:00 PM PDT

      S Laughter

      or ...

      `s laughter...but not much fun

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  3. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 9:17:00 PM PDT

    Dear Diary:

    On this Wenesday June 1st 2016 I made a new friend today called Puss in Boots. A wise man once told me if you can make one good friend a year you will end up being the richest person in the world. This place called Bigfoot Evidence is not only a website that discusses one of the most interesting mystery's in the world today it also is a treasure trove of good and loving people. Dear Diary I have the Sasquatch fever now and am seriously thinking about buying a safari hat and planning an expedition of my own. Cracking this case would make me a hero to all my new found friends and put me on top of the world. Signing off now Dear Diary and will log in again tomorrow with updates on my mission:)

    It's just me,
    Ricky:)

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 9:23:00 PM PDT

      You're a silly billy, aren't you Ricky? I have a secret to tell you tushy cakes, I'm wearing my hot pants tonight !

      Joe

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 9:29:00 PM PDT

      Joe, something tells me that any pants you wear are hot! Red-Faced AGAIN!:)

      It's just me,
      Ricky:)

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 9:33:00 PM PDT

      You're an absolute doll for saying that Ricky ! I do really fancy gussying myself up and going out and strutting my stuff for the cute blokes !

      Joe

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 9:54:00 PM PDT

      Iktomijoe and Ricky are the cutest!!!

      Kudos, you cutseywootseys!!!!

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  4. clive squashyWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 9:39:00 PM PDT

    Break it up ! Break it up ! This is getting a little out of hand. Sneeze! Fake but funny Joe and Ricky are making a laughing stock of this place. I don't know what to do with you two... Think I'm gonna vomit for starts ! Now stop it !

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, June 1, 2016 at 9:50:00 PM PDT

      it isn't me but the fake Joe and this new Rickey character who i suspect are one and the same person carrying on a convo between himself. what a deluded loon.
      He(they) should be banned from this site.

      Joe

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  5. AnonymousThursday, June 2, 2016 at 12:54:00 PM PDT

    TRUMP da 1 to right the ship of state

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  6. Thresher61Thursday, September 22, 2016 at 3:07:00 AM PDT

    None of you dumbasses would make it a hour after midnight in the LBL...anyone who talks shit like camel toe crotch rot talks and limp dick prickey talk that's all it is freaking pussy talk.....just Joe Dreamer no nuts at all go join Obamas group

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