Youtuber Stepan Studios posted this time lapse video titled "Bigfoot Sighting". The artists bring a bigfoot sighting to life on a canvas. Check it out:
Don't even go there. I shagged one once, a couple of times. My dick stank for weeks. Her BF busted us and was roaring and throwing shit. Good thing I had the boot knife...
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Fake Iktomi on a meltdown!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow! Bigfoot is stacked! Start calling her bigboobs.
ReplyDeleteThere are some some castings I could sink my teeth into!
DeleteDr. Meldrum
If bigfoot has such large, pendulous, succulent breasts we'd all be outside scouring the woods!
ReplyDeleteIf she's a 7 footer she's gotta be a GG cup. She could make a thousand a night in tips.
Delete^ Wears gold sequin pasties on his HHH's to increase his tips.
DeleteLook at those meaty haunches...I'd be at her like a rat up a drain pipe!
ReplyDeleteDon't even go there. I shagged one once, a couple of times. My dick stank for weeks. Her BF busted us and was roaring and throwing shit. Good thing I had the boot knife...
ReplyDeleteI heard it stunk well before then.
DeleteGot implants?
ReplyDeleteThey're real. And they're spectacular.
DeleteThat painting is going to give dr squatch a case of blue bags.
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