Florida WMA Bigfoot Hunt Part 2
Tim Fasano is back at it again, hitting the swamps and backwoods of Florida in search of the elusive skunk ape.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
or more like a dogman hunt
ReplyDeleteIn honor of your non-spectacular post, I have emitted the loudest, longest and most sour fart imaginable.
DeleteWell done!
NO worries - TRUMP will take the HELM of this ship of state - a new beginning ....
ReplyDeleteis upon you all
First for Joe!
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The above post is absolutely thoroughly appropriate because it is so out of synch with reality.
DeleteYour sense of timing is notable.
T-Fats is in the house! Hey Bimbo Timbo you could of at least picked up that beer can! Somewhere that old Indian just cried!
DeleteItkomi never answered my question. What got you into bigfoot?
ReplyDeletea little of the old slap and tickle!
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Tee Hee!
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Sorry to upset your fantasy. IMO, stupidity is adults insisting that an undiscovered population of hairy 8 foot tall anthropoids with size 36 feet thrives secretly among 350 million people in the US and Canada. Time to put Bigfoot in the same category as leprechauns and Santa Claus.
DeleteThe easiest way to habituate these behemoths is a gifting basket with a dozen oysters, a pheasant stuffed with rice and a bottle of Paul Sorbet '21. I have three female squatresses doing my bidding, each more beautiful then the last. If I line them up that way.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot is an example of why C2C is failing. Same old shit, nothing new. Like most regular C2C topics, it was intriguing 25 years when relatively fresh to most folks. Now after decades with platoons of people searching with hi-tech gear, they can't even find a turd. Admit falling for a long running hoax. Let it go. Move on.
DeleteI know what you mean. But fun and intrigue are trumped by reality. Virtually every state and province in N America has hundreds of thousands of hunters scouring the back country from the Florida Keys to the Kenai yearly for deer, elk and other game. I've personally been deep in the mountains in CO, WA, ID, and MT on opening day, and they're like Walmart on saturday morning. If you think a place is isolated for lack of roads, be assured some guys pack in annually looking for their 16-pointer or a bighorn. And though some hunters have been known to shoot anything that moves; cattle, horses, dogs, other hunters in orange...but never a bigfoot.
DeleteYou may not encounter a mt lion when hiking, but you can hire a hunting guide who'll find you one with almost certainty; same applies for bear, elk, sheep or any kind of fish that swims in a stream. I think its no coincidence that the bigfoot shows on TV spurn pro hunters and guides; people who make their living knowing what's out there...and it's not bigfoot(s).
Funny how Bigfoot manifestations exploded only when Nimoy's "In Search Of" hit the tube in the 70's. At the time I lived in "Sasquatch Country" in W. WA and Bigfoot was essentially a creature of campfire stories; a NW Indian legend (like talking ravens and whales) but not actually seen. Maybe the occasional article in "True", "Saga" or National Inquirer". But when Ol S'quatch hit prime time, suddenly sighting were reported more or less regularly in local papers and the eleven o'clock news. I recall a Seattle TV feature about a group of guys down near Longview who took turns traipsing through the woods wearing wooden Bigfoot "feet" to stimulate business from amateur Bigfoot hunters. Here we are, after 30+ years of Bigfoot "investigation", now with thousands of hikers and mt bikers all over the NW woods every weekend and still not a shred of tangible, verifiable evidence.
DeleteI'm sorry, I've never heard of any spike in Bigfoot reports at that time... And even if there was, shows like that help people come forward with extra confidence. There is also an abundance of physical evidence to support such reports and has been collected without a consorted effort by mainstream science.
DeleteJust because you haven't seen a "Bigfoot", doesn't mean everyone who claims to have, hasn't.
Ugh...found the old squatch dead in my crawlspace with 5 empty bottle of Beam...this is a bad omen...probably means rotten weather for the weekend!
ReplyDeletesure it wasn't a dogman?
DeleteAbsotively. I live in dogman ground zero. I know those fat, ugly people that were on MonsterQuest. I been around, you know?
DeleteIs this all make-believe?
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