New Cryptid Species Discovered During Superbowl

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The Superbowl always delivers action between the two best teams in the NFL, as they go head to head in a battle of titans for the ultimate title of the best there is. But let's face it, most of us watch it for the commercials. This year, one of the star standouts of all the advertisements had to be the elusive, and never seen before, #puppymonkeybaby. An adorable creature, consisting of one part puppy, one part monkey, and one part baby.


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  1. AnonymousMonday, February 8, 2016 at 1:02:00 AM PST

    I had to get my stomach pumped last night because i ate so much jizz it was coming out my ears.

    Joe

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 8, 2016 at 2:04:00 AM PST

      well i'm sorry to hear about that
      you complete pillock !

      Joe

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    2. AnonymousMonday, February 8, 2016 at 3:10:00 AM PST

      So big ghey(fake joe#1)Jon,
      I have heard the phrase "your a pain in the arse where the pill cant reach, but what in the HECK does "pillock" mean?

      Fake Joe#3

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    3. AnonymousMonday, February 8, 2016 at 9:35:00 AM PST

      GRAYs have a major underground bases in the US and the GOV knows all about these base they been there for years

      Delete
  2. IktomiMonday, February 8, 2016 at 1:02:00 AM PST

    Peace!!

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 8, 2016 at 2:20:00 AM PST

      Do you have any actual evidence to bring to the table yet?

      Delete
    2. AnonymousMonday, February 8, 2016 at 2:24:00 AM PST

      Im pretty sure they are still relying on a turd sasfooty found in her garden.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousMonday, February 8, 2016 at 3:42:00 AM PST

      ^^ I believe in bigfoot ( pray every night)

      Joe

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    4. AnonymousMonday, February 8, 2016 at 3:49:00 AM PST

      3;42

      Well that`s proof enough for me .

      The Fall Guy

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    5. UnknownMonday, February 8, 2016 at 3:51:00 AM PST

      Peace....unto you Iktomi

      Delete
    6. IktomiMonday, February 8, 2016 at 4:01:00 AM PST

      Mike B!!!

      2:20... You have a short memory, the anti-psychotics will do that.

      Delete
    7. AC collinsMonday, February 8, 2016 at 5:05:00 AM PST

      Sup Mikey B! I got a evading from the cops cause the tags on my car were stolen and my d licence has been suspended for
      9 yrs for FTA'S,, I pulled on to privte property so the cops
      Wouldnt take my car (yup they took it anyways) i missed my sentenceing last week (dont ask why) DO YOU THINK MY FINE WILL BE LESS THAN 250$??

      AC collins

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    8. AnonymousMonday, February 8, 2016 at 5:38:00 AM PST

      ^ bubba be waiten fer you

      Delete
    9. AnonymousMonday, February 8, 2016 at 6:04:00 AM PST

      More like MAMMA WANTS A BLOWJOB!

      Delete
  3. AnonymousMonday, February 8, 2016 at 1:23:00 AM PST

    Peace of s hit^

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