Dr. Squatch posted a video of what appears to be a large, approximately 15 inch track. We're not so sure about it, but we're no experts. What do you think?
Didn't you know bigfoot can fly now. He came down and landed on one foot then flew off. You can't see them in the sky because of there cloaking device they use. See I bet it all makes sense now. Bigfooters are a bunch of fu ckheads!!!!!!!!
I need some feedback. The local plant is closing and I am losing my job and am thinking of pursuing a career as an esophageal speech therapist to help throat cancer patients speak again. Can I make money and help people by teaching burp talking?
8:24 - I don't think you have the intelligence to go from working at the "local plant" to a "esophageal speech therapist". And you're certainly not funny so don't consider a career as a comedian. On second thought, most comedians are tormented, depressed little dweebs so go for it!
11:13 - I don't understand one word of your reply. You see I speak and understand english only. Please explain who Big Doris is? You also say "Take lesson's from our very own Mkb"....you mean there are others like you ? and who the f uck is Mkb? ....Finally you misspelled the word "genius" and I do appreciate you calling ME looser! At least I finally became something in my life. Yours truly, Baba Booey
Well, Baby 8:24, I will have you know I am an engineer and was the plant manager for over twenty years. Burp talking has been a hobby of mine since I was a small boy and could do it better than anyone I encountered.I feel it is my time to "give back" as my retirement has been taken care of.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Why is he whispering and where is the REST of the footprints?
ReplyDeleteHe's not very bright and crazy on top of that.
DeleteDidn't you know bigfoot can fly now. He came down and landed on one foot then flew off. You can't see them in the sky because of there cloaking device they use. See I bet it all makes sense now. Bigfooters are a bunch of fu ckheads!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAs long as you refer to me as Mr. Fu ckhead that's all that matters. Say my name Chewyballz............Say it!
DeleteOk no problem, I'll say your name !!
DeleteIts " BIG DORIS" UDIGG??
I guess DS's littered hometown with heavily traveled roads is a Bigfoot hotspot right now.
ReplyDeleteI need some feedback. The local plant is closing and I am losing my job and am thinking of pursuing a career as an esophageal speech therapist to help throat cancer patients speak again. Can I make money and help people by teaching burp talking?
ReplyDeleteI believe Sasquatch Ontario may be hiring as soon as he gets his new setup.
Delete8:24 - I don't think you have the intelligence to go from working at the "local plant" to a "esophageal speech therapist". And you're certainly not funny so don't consider a career as a comedian. On second thought, most comedians are tormented, depressed little dweebs so go for it!
DeleteOhh ok there BIG DORIS! MAYBE YOU SHOULD Take lesson's from our very own Mkb!! You know! the comedic genious?????
DeleteLooser!!!
I think it is a great idea 8:24. Personally, I know half a dozen people who could benefit from that type of therapy Go for it!! :-)
Delete11:13 - I don't understand one word of your reply. You see I speak and understand english only. Please explain who Big Doris is? You also say "Take lesson's from our very own Mkb"....you mean there are others like you ? and who the f uck is Mkb? ....Finally you misspelled the word "genius" and I do appreciate you calling ME looser! At least I finally became something in my life. Yours truly, Baba Booey
DeleteSo Baba are you a loser or are you loose???
DeleteIn my life I have Never read such a lame attempt to interject logic ,in this comment section !!
DeleteThere aint none ,,BABA O DINGBAT!!
Well, Baby 8:24, I will have you know I am an engineer and was the plant manager for over twenty years. Burp talking has been a hobby of mine since I was a small boy and could do it better than anyone I encountered.I feel it is my time to "give back" as my retirement has been taken care of.
DeleteMust be a double post? I responded in the other one.
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