Classic Breakdown: Alleged Bigfoot Viewed From Above

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This breakdown is one of our favorites. It was posted when ParaBreakdown was first created. It brings back a lot of fond memories of those funny as hell breakdowns videos.




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  1. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 9:02:00 AM PDT

    Yawn

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 11:44:00 AM PDT

      Church shooting suspect to face hate crime charge...
      WHAT THE !!!

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 9:12:00 AM PDT

    and the downward spiral continues

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 9:13:00 AM PDT

      hahahha

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 11:54:00 AM PDT

      whut tham wurds u ausin cawz u takin tham bigin wurds lack spiril ans such

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  3. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 9:21:00 AM PDT

    According to veteran cryptozoologist Dr Bernard Heuvelmans, who devoted a major section to them in his book Les Bêtes Humaines d'Afrique (1980), these primate cryptids could variously be surviving gracile australopithecines (early bipedal African hominids known to have existed from 3.9 million to 1.7 million years ago), proto-pygmies, and/or proto-bushmen. Other suggestions include chimpanzees Pan troglodytes that have become more bipedal than is typical for their species, or bonobos P. paniscus – which walk upright quite commonly anyway. Some of these entities are deemed by their superstitious human neighbours to be preternatural, but descriptions of them given by Western eyewitnesses suggest otherwise – that they are corporeal yet highly elusive, currently-unclassified hominoids, exactly as proposed by Heuvelmans.

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    1. IktomiWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 11:19:00 AM PDT

      Enjoyed that. Check out some stuff by Rex Gilroy.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 11:24:00 AM PDT

      not as much as you liked magic mike and brokeback mountain...huh abholi

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    3. IktomiWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 11:32:00 AM PDT

      Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... ?????????

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    4. IktomiWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM PDT

      9:21...

      http://www.australianyowieresearchcentre.com

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 9:29:00 AM PDT

    Classic rektdown:

    Joe gets rekt again

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 9:35:00 AM PDT

      Hahahaha

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 9:40:00 AM PDT

      ^^^ stuart laughing at his own comments

      No friends

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 9:42:00 AM PDT

      He has gotten into the helium again. Little twerp will be unbearable until he runs out of balloon to suck.

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 11:21:00 AM PDT

      9:40 joe's bitch, mmc fat bald 300lb loser hung like a stud field mouse likes to talk shyt...go away

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    5. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 12:08:00 PM PDT

      You checked? Who's the real sicko here?^

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, July 22, 2015 at 1:02:00 PM PDT

    sum bitch muslimrats killin tham recruitin folk, we git to tham recruitin station fer thar safety we shure is

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  6. AnonymousThursday, July 23, 2015 at 6:15:00 AM PDT

    Classic crap! Phil drunk again? Someone take the rum away from him while he is making videos. Even better idea? STOP POSTING THIS CRAP MATT! Wasting people's time to get those clicks; that's what's important to you.

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