Off The Rictor This Week With Bigfoot Twerking, Fighting, Kidnapping, And Some Woo Woo

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On tonight's Off the Rictor, David Paulides attempts to scare us with his stories of missing people melting into their pants (???), Billy Willard talks about getting physical with a Bigfoot (then falling asleep afterward???), and Lori Simmons stomps her way into our hearts and gets the holy shit scared out of her!

Bonus: Tonight's musical guest is Arla Williams, acclaimed Bigfoot author and friend of the Sasquatch!

This is a good one. 


Comments

  1. AnonymousFriday, June 19, 2015 at 6:01:00 PM PDT

    I have no words....

    MMG

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    1. WEED smokin punk trolls !!Friday, June 19, 2015 at 6:58:00 PM PDT

      WHAAAAAAA!WHAAAAAAAAAA!WHAAAAAA@AAAAAAAAAWHAAAAAAAA!!!!WHAAAAAAAAAAA!

      Rictor !! WHY didnt ya. Use OUR quotes on yur HATE mail segment??????
      WHAAAA. LOL!
      ITS all good!
      TIME TO GET "STONED" !!!!
      Haa lol,
      Stoned punk trolls!!

      Delete
    2. AnonymousFriday, June 19, 2015 at 7:48:00 PM PDT

      Well do y` have any pictures we can look at ?

      Delete
    3. AnonymousFriday, June 19, 2015 at 10:20:00 PM PDT

      Hell yea an sh*t !!

      Delete
  2. UnknownFriday, June 19, 2015 at 6:56:00 PM PDT

    Someone and someone were down by the pond
    Looking for something to plant in the lawn
    Out in the fields they were turning the soil
    I'm sitting here hoping this water will boil

    When I look through the windows and out on the road
    They're bringing me presents and saying hello
    Singing words, words between the lines of age
    Words, words between the lines of age

    I was a junkman selling you cars
    Washing your windows and shining your stars
    Thinking your mind was my own in a dream
    And what would you wonder and how would it seem?

    Living in castles a bit at a time
    The King started laughing and talking in rhyme
    Singing words, words between the lines of age
    Words, words between the lines of age

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    1. AnonymousFriday, June 19, 2015 at 7:03:00 PM PDT

      Try a shorter (much shorter) version if you want anybody to read your post...I can`t be bothered as it`s too darn long.

      Delete
    2. UnknownFriday, June 19, 2015 at 7:11:00 PM PDT

      The mind's a churning landfill,
      And heart's living roadkill.
      I know you'll discard much more than you keep.
      But you know that I Dream, much more than I sleep.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousFriday, June 19, 2015 at 7:41:00 PM PDT

      Hey...nice work...and short enough to enjoy !!

      Delete
    4. pot burning troll punks!Friday, June 19, 2015 at 9:52:00 PM PDT

      WE. LIKE ruff ready!!
      Stoned punk trolls!

      Delete
    5. Punk trolls that are lightweights!Friday, June 19, 2015 at 10:14:00 PM PDT

      The mind is a churning minefeild !!
      RUFF READY,,"""RULES"""
      i never thought of that ??
      WOW,, JUST WOW!!
      We are all Way to STONED?!#?!#$??

      Delete
  3. AnonymousFriday, June 19, 2015 at 7:17:00 PM PDT

    Okay I'm coming out of the closet and just going to admit it. I enjoy Rictor's shows and think he's funny. In fact I consider him the most credible voice in the Bigfoot community today and I'm looking forward to future shows. There I said it - eh . . . am I gay now?

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    1. AnonymousFriday, June 19, 2015 at 7:43:00 PM PDT

      ^ It much depends on whether you had your dick in hand while watching...go on,tell us...I bet you did,you fat queen.

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    2. AnonymousFriday, June 19, 2015 at 8:51:00 PM PDT

      I did indeed and what a magnificent tool it is (thanks to Penis Extender Guy). Well,I guess I'm gay now. I'll have to tell my girlfriend - she can pay her own way from now on.

      Delete
  4. clive squashyFriday, June 19, 2015 at 9:36:00 PM PDT

    Creepy.

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