If I were a squatch, I would totally be curious when I hear this...


This may be a low-tech way of trying attract sasquatch, but this may also be one of the most creative. We've seen Bobo and the guys on Finding Bigfoot try to lure Bigfoot with music, but this soothing method definitely the most relaxed way to do it.




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  1. "Desperation Music' I guess you "Bigfoot Lookers" have tried just about everything, to lure one in, I would put my money on "Porn Sound Effects" that should get them to run in, for a "Prostate Release' or an "Happy Ending"!.

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    1. ^ 5:37 is one sick NSA subcontractor to show up here on Sunday morning, when he should be on his hands and knees, begging for forgiveness before Judgement Day comes. This is why The Devil reserves special places in Hell, in order to keep sickos like this around to fuel his furry. Evil feeds on evil, and 5:37 meets that requirement.

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    2. the ramblings of a unhinged lunatic^^^^

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    3. hey SOMEBODY has to cover the 10PM - 6:00 AM shift, these Sasquatch searchers are sneaky, trying to get a video in on our shift change....wait did I write that and post it in the correct place? Oh no, now the whole world can see what we are doing...there needs to be a delete option here Shaun

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  2. Everybody knows there is only one sure-fire way to lure a Squatch. Chain a naked chick who is OTR to a six-foot long steel stake driven into the ground in the middle of the woods. Tell her that her only chance of rescue is to scream real loud.

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    1. Oh, and also, leave plenty of water for her so she pees a lot.

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