There are a lot of places that look "squatchy" in North America. Well except for DS's stomping grounds. Best Buys, highways, and trash predominates there.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Thanks to The Crypto Crew for recording this video of Dr. Melba Ketchum discussing her Bigfoot DNA paper on local TV news Texas. According to Ketchum, her paper should be published in the next couple of months.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot does not exist.
Who the hell is Dennis Hastert?
Deleteiktomi's husband
DeleteI could be wrong but i think that Chick in the flick ,is pointing at a big caulk??
DeleteNotice the sound of GLEE in her voice?
Maybe its abHOLEi??
DeleteThere are a lot of places that look "squatchy" in North America. Well except for DS's stomping grounds. Best Buys, highways, and trash predominates there.
ReplyDeleteYour space in your mom's basement looks squatchy. Well, at least it stinks like it could be squatchy.
Delete^More like the space between your mom's legs. Well, at least it stinks like it could be squatchy.
Delete^ Mmmm...stinky fanny delight.
DeleteShe sounds like Doreen Larkin...
ReplyDeleteSasquatch, definitely, yeah, definitely sasquatch...
ReplyDeleteSasquatch, definitely, yeah, definitely sasquatch...
ReplyDeleteA lot of places look squatchy. However, no one ever produces a squatch specimen from one of these areas.
ReplyDeleteSure they have. But the government zooms in to whisk away the body.
DeleteYes there are special teams on 24 hour call to arrive to snatch the body.
DeleteSquatchy = plenty of foliage for pareidolia to take place.
ReplyDeleteDS knows all about pareidolia, but denies it.
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