Watch: David Attenborough showing how human-like orangutans can be

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This is amazing. This shows how orangutans are the most amazing animal on the planet.




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  1. AnonymousSaturday, May 30, 2015 at 9:01:00 PM PDT

    Turdenborough

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, May 30, 2015 at 9:03:00 PM PDT

      How dare you! Actually, that's kind of funny.

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, May 30, 2015 at 9:13:00 PM PDT

      Is he going to reprise his role in the new Jurassic Park movie? Oh wait, that was a different Attenborough.

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  2. AnonymousSaturday, May 30, 2015 at 10:07:00 PM PDT

    Right turn Clyde.

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, May 30, 2015 at 11:14:00 PM PDT

    Amazing? Right.

    That is an animal that has NEVER used bath tissue.

    I know you guys are just towing the party line, don't see it, believe it, blah, blah,

    blah...

    If you want more hits you are doing it all wrong.

    You should confine your researchers to white, hard-bodied females in camel-toe

    bikinis. Do I actually have to tell you this?

    Look at your demo, man. Bunch of lazy, fat white dudes from 12 to, whatever.

    Mentally 12. It's like shooting frogs in a basket.

    I've been dive-bombing this site for WAY TOO LONG. The scofftics hve ALWAYS

    outnumbered the bleebers 5 to 1. And they are completely, farking hilarious.
    The proponents always come off as stuffy, smelly, crazy, psycho shirts.

    Become The Onion of the bigfoot community. Post more about the dark, scofftic side.
    Not completely, just more. Hire a good writer to completely embellish the more

    propesterous stories. And get a doe-eyed, well endowed blonde to read it right off

    the teleprompt. While eating a popsicle. Get it?

    Tell the wife it's just business. Do you want the Benz or not?

    Back in the day, I would collapse from laughter after reading any given story. And

    it was all from the naysayers, and it was all ALL FREE CONTENT.

    I have ALWAYS come here, not for proof of the existence of a nine foot nasty hominid,

    but for the unfiltered, laser like abuse delivered in volumes, free of charge, from 95% of the important demos.

    There are no woman here. Hell, the only reason most of us even looked at this site was because of Amazon Eve in the right splash. She was like seven foot tall in red underwear and built like a fabricated steel...oops, I digress. You KNOW.

    Now it's like going somewhere to deliberately step on ants.

    Step number one will be dropping the language filter which is completely Anti-American. Didn't they teach you that in Laos you swine?

    Hey everybody, who wants to read a poorly written, repetitive story about the bigfoots? Yay!

    Did I tell you about the young sasquatch female I obvserved in my garden three days ago? I was downwind and she had no clue. She was nicking strawberries and pretty much walked right on top of me. Literally, she fell right on top of me. And I love it when they get on top...

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  4. AnonymousSaturday, May 30, 2015 at 11:58:00 PM PDT

    OMFG

    Why didn't you buttholes tell me Amazon Eve was a tranny?
    Oh well. Any port in a storm I reckon.

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  5. AnonymousSunday, May 31, 2015 at 12:26:00 AM PDT

    Hello. Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me.

    Is there anybody home?

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