Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Oi...you still `ere ya feckin` kahnt.
ReplyDeleteMushroom Guy sees Bigfoot and purple unicorns !
ReplyDeleteSHOW ME OR BLOW ME U DIGGIT
DeleteIKTOMI???
Your BOSS!
Don't show them how to break out of zip ties! What the hell is wrong with you? There goes my sex life!
ReplyDeleteMore marbles here tonight than ever to be found on BFE. Usually a marble famine. Enjoy it while you can girls.
ReplyDeleteBlow it out your sphincter you homo.
DeleteFunny how u knew he was talking about you & u answered so promptly! Have you lost your marbles?
DeleteYou are obviously a deranged homosexual. Don't make me chase you off, insect.
DeleteSensitive because of marble loss^
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