The RMSO Bigfoot Drones Are Awesome!

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I had no idea the RMSO had so many drones! Every size and style seems to be in their bigfoot arsenal. Check it out as they give us a tour:



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  1. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 7:02:00 PM PDT

    TURDISH

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  2. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 7:03:00 PM PDT

    They could have a thousand drones and still get the same result - no Bigfoot.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 7:59:00 PM PDT

      ^
      The simpleton named "Resume"?

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    2. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 8:21:00 PM PDT

      Seems to me the only "simpletons" are those chasing an imaginary creature.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 8:30:00 PM PDT

      ^
      Yet you keep chasing.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 8:56:00 PM PDT

      ^ yet you keep imagining

      Delete
    5. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 10:09:00 PM PDT

      I keep imagining buttcheeks.

      Bendover Buttcheeks Guy

      Delete
  3. Mayor McCheeseFriday, May 15, 2015 at 8:33:00 PM PDT


    I am looking for one or two young, able bodied females (or males) to accompany me in scientific exploration of known bigfoot sites in the Pacific Northwest.
    -must be open minded, enthusiastic, and self motivated.
    -must have camping experience and basic survival skills
    -must have grade 12 education and some post secondary education (or at least be 18 years old.)
    -some scientific knowledge is an asset
    -alcohol and drug testing is not required
    -knowledge of film and video equipment, tranquilizer guns, firearms, cooking, is considered an asset.
    -wage dependant on experience.

    Please contact the Mayor for an online interveiw. Only those that meet the criteria will be selected for an interveiw, but I thank all those that apply. Thank-you.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 8:42:00 PM PDT

      BYOB. ? BYOC ?

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    2. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 8:43:00 PM PDT

      WELCOME BACK MAYOR!

      Hot on the trail eh mayor? If anyone can solve this mystery it's you. Good luck with your applicants - I know you will grill them good.

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    3. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 8:58:00 PM PDT

      -must be open minded, enthusiastic, and self motivated. yep

      -must have camping experience and basic survival skills yep

      -must have grade 12 education and some post secondary education (or at least be 18 years old.) Do two degrees count?

      -some scientific knowledge is an asset yep

      -alcohol and drug testing is not required thank god as I did some weed in college and never stopped

      -knowledge of film and video equipment, tranquilizer guns, firearms, cooking, is considered an asset. I can cook and have drug experience, per the above

      -wage dependant on experience. pucker up then

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    4. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 8:59:00 PM PDT

      Is is true your cheese is self manifesting and collected via a scrape from your nether regions ?

      Delete
    5. clive squashyFriday, May 15, 2015 at 9:02:00 PM PDT

      Brookreson's paying top dollar over at the Falcon Project and you don't even have to know how to read or write !

      Delete
    6. Mayor McCheeseFriday, May 15, 2015 at 9:03:00 PM PDT

      Thanks guys, I am finally pursuing my dream. I have several thousands of dollars at my disposal and I'm willing to risk it all! I know what you're thinking, What does the Mayor bring to the table that such bigfoot greats like Roger Patterson, Bob Gimlin, and Tim Fasano have not? I don't know, but what I can say is that I have an instiable sense of adventure and I am rediculously lucky. I once went to the Dairy Queen for a blizzard, and while eating it at the table outdoors, I was accosted by bikers. I have no knowledge of the next 72 hours. I woke up in a potato field in Idaho covered in dried blood. In my pocket was a bag of diamonds worth $250,000.

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    7. Head Cheese SamplerFriday, May 15, 2015 at 9:09:00 PM PDT

      - pretty cheek-splayers may circumvent certain of the requirements depending on age and experience

      - enthusiasm more important than qualification

      - eagerness a must

      Delete
    8. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 9:09:00 PM PDT

      So you spent $243,000 on sex, drugs and alcohol? That must have been one hell of a party. I'm sold, where do I sign up?

      Delete
    9. Mayor McCheeseFriday, May 15, 2015 at 9:20:00 PM PDT

      Anon 8:58, you sound like you got potential. Whatever Brookreson is willing to pay you, I'll beat it by 25%!

      Delete
    10. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 9:20:00 PM PDT

      I shave "down there" and like a nice fat dick

      can i join the party ?

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    11. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 9:21:00 PM PDT

      I'll wave the fee for the free drugs.

      Delete
  4. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 9:22:00 PM PDT

    I'm a cranky old troll and they call me Pappy Smear.

    Pull down your shorts and I'll act very queer.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 9:32:00 PM PDT

      I'm another old troll and I live upon this site.

      Just crapped my pants cause I'm not very bright.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 9:44:00 PM PDT

      I'm laughing so hard I just swallowed my suppository!

      Trollanda Guy

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    3. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 9:59:00 PM PDT

      I'm crashing this party !

      Bendover Buttcheeks Guy

      Delete
    4. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 10:20:00 PM PDT

      ...And I'll bring the food !

      I've always wondered if Colonel Sanders buttcheeks were regular or extra crispy?

      Bendover Buttcheeks Guy

      Delete
    5. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 10:33:00 PM PDT

      You're in luck Bendover Buttcheek Guy.

      I just had hemorrhoid surgery.

      Pappy Smear

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  5. AnonymousFriday, May 15, 2015 at 10:55:00 PM PDT

    Hi Shaun. In my opinion this here is "breaking news" ;-) Another prof seems to have evidence of the big guy`s existence...
    http://www.yakimaherald.com/news/livenews/3168318-8/proof-of-bigfoot-is-in-the-bones-winlock

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