Bigfoot Spotted In Arkansas Throwing Rocks At Campers

The Searching For Bigfoot team is hot on the trail of bigfoot. They check in from the road with a recent report they just received from Arkansas, where a bigfoot was throwing rocks at campers. Check it out:


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  2. Jesus, you're fucking annoying.

    1. 6:00pm, Don't hate on the Turd King, enjoy some good vibes...


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