Mark this down on your calendar everyone! April 3rd! On the science channel! All new season of Survivorman and it looks like it's going to be packed full of Bigfoot episodes:
Wow-we! Cbrippee do, and Tlyer too! At last someone with good cred's, and vast woodsman knowledge. I just hope he distant himself from that Hoaxer Todd Standing. I wonder what made Les realize he's been teaming up with a Hoaxer? Unfortunately, I will have to tape it as I will be away, Trout fishing! Wop-be the F..ck do!
Chuck I was talking to Kelly Shaw when Les was in camp with RSMO. I have a ptlrivate Halloween gathering here These subjects are most active here between Halloween and whitetail buck season. I invited Kelly and told him to bring Les if he could. Who knows chuck, we may see a sauce Squatch. M
You people are all nuts! Bigfoots is for those low IQ, dumb-witted white trash country folks. We City people are way to smart to believe in fairy tales. Do something else, for Christ-sake!
Listen up city slicker. We are not white trash. Why just today I was weed eating my trailer lawn and then I took my foodstamps down to the local piggly wiggly and got some caviar and lamb and fresh Australian cold water lobster.....but I had to buy my own pabst blue ribbon. So ..... WHAT THE?!?!
City people are lower lip quivering candy arses, who lose it when merely the name "Bigfoot" is mentioned. That is why they pull out all stops and hire arsholes like 9:48, to spread disinformation that Bigfoot does not exist. Of course, they don't stop there. They then go after the livelihood of any person associated with, dare I say it, "learning about the Bigfoot". Ooh. That sounds so terrible. Now I am going to have to wash my mouth out with soap. ya right!. The city has no shortage of Bigfoot Bigots because they go through their entire lives as whoosies, who shirk their duty to prepare themselves for life's foreseeable challenges, like discussing Bigfoot in a mature manner. 9:48 failed to perform his duty to prepare himself, and consequently, is the primary cause of his own emotional breakdowns.
Man of Constant Sorrow- We do a-plenty other things. I suggest you listen to the Soggy Bottom Boys, singin' songs of salvation to salve the soul. That'll set ya right. NC
White trash jokes I borrowed (I am not aiming them at anyone here in particular but...):
You know your White Trash when....
You've ever scraped your elbows trying to get something out of a dumpster. Your kids use Cheeze Whiz in place of toothpaste. You clean fish on your ironing board. Your favorite color is shiny. You wish you could bend your head down as far as your dog can. You fix slower-than-dog-shit traffic lights with a 12 gauge shotgun. You know where to get government cheese. Your attorney can be reached at 1-800-WIP-LASH. Your kids are the source of school head lice epidemics. Your kids end up on milk cartons before you notice they're missing. Your wife thinks her thighs look thinner in Spandex.
Hope my post was not offensive, just trying to lighten the mood. Just for the record in my opinion- country people are not white trash. A man with a southern drawl and a cowboy hat make me catch my breath ;) They know how to have respect and so get it in return and they have the straightest backs because they have nothing to be ashamed of.
I have known lots of city people were white trash. (I hate that phrase)
Have a good one all, there has been too much Chick around here as of late so I'm checking out for a while.
You know how to recognize meth addled rednecks at Wal Mart? They are in the automotive section at Wal Mart with the cart flipped over working on the wheels.....
.......And of course the end result from this show(Survivorman) of any clear and compelling evidence of Sasquatch will be,It's quite simple,anybody have a guess.............
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Fantastic. I get the Science Channel, Gold Rush is over. Really looking forward to this. Always been a Stroud Fan.
ReplyDeleteChuck
Wow-we! Cbrippee do, and Tlyer too! At last someone with good cred's, and vast woodsman knowledge.
DeleteI just hope he distant himself from that Hoaxer Todd Standing. I wonder what made Les realize he's been teaming up with a Hoaxer?
Unfortunately, I will have to tape it as I will be away, Trout fishing!
Wop-be the F..ck do!
Chuck I was talking to Kelly Shaw when Les was in camp with RSMO. I have a ptlrivate Halloween gathering here These subjects are most active here between Halloween and whitetail buck season. I invited Kelly and told him to bring Les if he could. Who knows chuck, we may see a sauce Squatch. M
DeleteThanks for the update MIKE. Now that would be awesome should it come about.
DeleteChuck
Still using Fraud Standings video.
ReplyDeleteI guess they had to, until Les learns how to build and use puppets.
DeleteTrue dat.True dat.
DeleteTrue Dat guy is probably the best public speaker on this blog, his message to the people is short, but always compelling.
DeleteI'm sure Poop In A Jar guy has something to say about that.
DeleteI keep my poop in a jar.
DeleteYou people are all nuts! Bigfoots is for those low IQ, dumb-witted white trash country folks.
ReplyDeleteWe City people are way to smart to believe in fairy tales.
Do something else, for Christ-sake!
Listen up city slicker. We are not white trash. Why just today I was weed eating my trailer lawn and then I took my foodstamps down to the local piggly wiggly and got some caviar and lamb and fresh Australian cold water lobster.....but I had to buy my own pabst blue ribbon. So ..... WHAT THE?!?!
DeleteCity people are lower lip quivering candy arses, who lose it when merely the name "Bigfoot" is mentioned. That is why they pull out all stops and hire arsholes like 9:48, to spread disinformation that Bigfoot does not exist. Of course, they don't stop there. They then go after the livelihood of any person associated with, dare I say it, "learning about the Bigfoot". Ooh. That sounds so terrible. Now I am going to have to wash my mouth out with soap. ya right!. The city has no shortage of Bigfoot Bigots because they go through their entire lives as whoosies, who shirk their duty to prepare themselves for life's foreseeable challenges, like discussing Bigfoot in a mature manner. 9:48 failed to perform his duty to prepare himself, and consequently, is the primary cause of his own emotional breakdowns.
DeleteMan of Constant Sorrow- We do a-plenty other things. I suggest you listen to the Soggy Bottom Boys, singin' songs of salvation to salve the soul. That'll set ya right. NC
DeleteWhite trash jokes I borrowed (I am not aiming them at anyone here in particular but...):
DeleteYou know your White Trash when....
You've ever scraped your elbows trying to get something out of a dumpster.
Your kids use Cheeze Whiz in place of toothpaste.
You clean fish on your ironing board.
Your favorite color is shiny.
You wish you could bend your head down as far as your dog can.
You fix slower-than-dog-shit traffic lights with a 12 gauge shotgun.
You know where to get government cheese.
Your attorney can be reached at 1-800-WIP-LASH.
Your kids are the source of school head lice epidemics.
Your kids end up on milk cartons before you notice they're missing.
Your wife thinks her thighs look thinner in Spandex.
; ) I may know some of these folks. And I like them the best!
DeleteAnd more funny for your enjoyment Chick...........
Deletehttp://www.martintrailer.com/trailertalk/trailerjokes.htm
"You fix slower-than-dog-shit traffic lights with a 12 gauge shotgun."
DeleteWho HASN'T dreamed of doing that?
Hope my post was not offensive, just trying to lighten the mood. Just for the record in my opinion- country people are not white trash. A man with a southern drawl and a cowboy hat make me catch my breath ;) They know how to have respect and so get it in return and they have the straightest backs because they have nothing to be ashamed of.
DeleteI have known lots of city people were white trash. (I hate that phrase)
Have a good one all, there has been too much Chick around here as of late so I'm checking out for a while.
You know how to recognize meth addled rednecks at Wal Mart? They are in the automotive section at Wal Mart with the cart flipped over working on the wheels.....
DeleteToo much Chick around here ?
DeleteI don't think so !
I see he's using one of Todd's videos again ,how dissapointing
ReplyDeleteThis is on the Science Channel. I just love irony.
ReplyDelete.......And of course the end result from this show(Survivorman) of any clear and compelling evidence of Sasquatch will be,It's quite simple,anybody have a guess.............
ReplyDeleteFor those that believe, no evidence is needed.. For those that don't believe, no evidence is possible.
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