Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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ReplyDeleteAnd this one for myself anf brookerson and all other knowers!
Hi, Leon W. aka The Bigot Patriot aka Troll Killer!!!
DeleteThis tramp leon is a true woman hater!!!
DeleteI have never had any indication what so ever that TK is a woman hater... Only that he appears to be followed around by haters.
DeleteJohn W. Jones Spoke IS Joe F! Joe F. IS John W. Jones spoke! It IS Joe that's writing the books, not his ego John!
DeletePeople have been asking me if Joe is Iktomi. The answer quite clearly is no. I sent Iktomi a private message last night to his private villa at a village in the Tretons. The response from Ahmengani shocked me. I remember meeting him at a poker game at Java Bob's right after the Daisy in the Box scandle broke. He made gin fizzes and explained foot mechanics to me in the time it took to top the drink with a mint leaf. "Michael," he said, " if you weighed that much even if you had an arch wouldn't it collapse by puberty?" Amazing. I never thought he would return. He told me personally as long as Joe, a person he had problems with over Timbergiantbigfoot's "Big Red" write up he did with me, was dominating this blog he would not speak in comments. But with Joe's vow of science here he is. Welcome my friend. I should have known it was you all along. M
DeleteJoe. If. You're reading this I think you and Iktomi should make up. The community has a place for you both. And taking a vow until Bigfoot is Recognized by Science is a little hard core.
DeleteMKBs loosely worded translations of OT Ganaisis' "I'm in love with the Coco". "I'm in love with the coco, and I got it for the lo lo, mess with me Treinta Ocho, I'm in love with the coco". This isn't verbatim but what I feel OT is expressing is his predilection for Columbia Marching Powder, which he purchased at highly reasonable rates has left him sufficiently paranoid that he will shoot, with a .38 caliber handgun no less, anyone he considered a threat.
DeleteYou're an idiot if you truly think anyone would believe that Iktomi is not Joe. It's blindingly obivous.
DeleteYou must have missed when your buddy Leon was calling you a commie tard the other day Joe.
DeleteDon. How dare you. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? No, and it's not over now. Iktomi and I shared a tent during the Occupy Wall Street movement. He had called me on his golf Motorola and distinctly said "Mike, I know you think fast and skim read, but it's not occupy Wal Mart, I'll pick you up in the Lawn and Garden center and you can share my modest 3 person tent. ". He's like that. Almost too giving. He looks a lot like Jerramy Lin but his hair has a streak of purple in it. Don't say anything to him about that. I'm not certain he knows.
DeleteWe were reading Ivan T Sanderson's account of his lost party weekend with Ken Kesey and the beats when Iktomi told me about he and Joe's past history. It's a long and convoluted tale that I'll have to post in agonizing long comments with anonymous posters. But suffice to say Don I'm 90% sure 100% of the time that Iktomi and Joe will never speak again. (When you read this please pronounce it AGANE for effect)
DeleteFurthermore Don I claim this thread in the name of my neighbor Louis. Who on Thursdays gets baked and opens up his doors and borrows my leaf blower and "blows out " his apartment. He has yet to once return it to me. Either he likes me coming to retrieve it Sundays it he forgets. Louis has a few short term memory issues. He told me as an artist he was designing a giant cupcake to sit on top of the business Katie's Frosting when a large piece of plaster injured his brain. Be assured I have heard the story 14 times.
DeleteJohn W. Jones Spoke is a Welshman, just like Joe! So THAT, proves Joe is John W. Jones Spoke!
DeleteHey Buddy! You know nothing! John W. Jones is a Native American Mohawk, and is well know for training horses for the Rodeo circuit. Joe doesn't even know how to ride a horse..
DeleteMike Brookreson; comedy genius.
DeleteYou see. I told you I knew him. When Iktomi signed a copy of his now deleted ebook "Midtarsal Breakup" about he and Joe's rocky history he put "to my friend Mike, thanks for the Tear Gas Cannisters, Iktomi"
DeleteIktomi I'm afraid I must go. The only thing that exhausts me more than intellectual dishonesty is the kind of dim bulb stupidity exercised below. I hope you realize in Joe's absence what you mean to this blog. I'm signing off soon as well. Farewell old trend. M
DeleteHi mike,I have always respected your wit and humor, and in your replying to some very negative comments,as you have Always taken the high road,and showed class. That bieng said..
DeleteDont be bitter,, like ME!
Hey Dred! How about a illustration featuring Bigfoot vs Mothra!
ReplyDeleteMothra Won, so did Rodan. Mechaguirus was defeated. But my all time fave was Anguirus. He was just a very angry atomic turtle. And I don't blame him, not one damn bit.
DeleteBigfoot exists, and I can prove it.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this proof.
DeleteThe dead bigfoot in my garage chest freezer.
DeleteMothra would be a good name for the Falcon Projects blimp.
ReplyDeleteI like the name stillborn for the blimp.
DeleteStillborn it's nice to meet you and it's important your self confidence reflects you liking your own monicker. But finish the sentence "for the blimp ?"
DeleteComic books are one of the most credible voices in the Bigfoot community.
ReplyDelete... A level you can finally understand.
DeleteHi, Joe! Or if you aren't Joe, you two apparently drink the same flavor Kool-Aid.
Delete... Hmmmm, not so creative it seems. I guess my next proposition of filling in the speech bubbles probably isn't suited in this instance after all.
DeleteHaints, they really like the semen flavored cool aid.
DeleteOk... Let's look at it like this... You present your "critical examination", and I'll show you your hypocrisy of religious proportions.
DeleteLike I said... Cartoon drawings are probably your comfort level.
Whoa, the little nip is really pushing that 1 candle power brain of his.
DeleteI'm not any closer to getting to read these "critical examinations"? I would say that rather than me pushing anything, you're pushing the boundaries of sceptical incompetence by the comment.
DeleteHi Joe
DeleteJoe is not here...."look into the eyes of the dragon and despair". For all your BFE needs I submit...Iktomi "
Deleteoooooh zitty, did I hit a tender spot?
DeleteHey Joe,
DeleteWhere you goin with that Fleshlight in your hand?
To your Mother's house. Your my son!
DeleteDoes Joe "Iktomi" Fitzgerald have an ounce of objectivity?
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DeleteI think that the topic of objectivity coming from such a subjective agenda is rather rich.
DeleteJohn W. Jones Spoke IS Joe F! Joe F. IS John W. Jones spoke! It IS Joe that's writing the books, not his ego John!
DeleteFrom his posh bunker at Amenghani in the Teton Village in his high back reading chair before his grabs infinity fire, Iktomi stares at his giant mega pixel screen and laughs at the supposition that he is in fact, Joe.
DeleteJoe, why are you pretending to be someone else?
DeleteThis weeks count:
ReplyDeleteNumber of bigfoots: zero
Which brings the grand total number of bigfoots to zero.
In July 1975, The Washington Star-News report:
DeleteThough conceding that his existence is "hotly disputed," the Army Corps of Engineers has officially recognized Sasquatch, the elusive and supposed legendary creature of the Pacific Northwest mountains. Also known as Big Foot, Sasquatch is described in the just-published "Washington Environmental Atlas" as standing as tall as 12 feet and weighing as much as half a ton, covered with long hair except for face and hands, and having "a distinctive human-like form." The atlas, which cost $200,000 to put out, offers a map pin pointing all known reports of Sasquatch sightings, and notes that a sample of reputed Sasquatch hair was analyzed by the FBI and found to belong to no known animal.
They put it out in their little Denny's restaurant menu pamphlet too! There's no denying it.
DeleteMike Brookreson is hands down the most hilarious person to ever grace this blog.
DeleteI get far more laughs from Joe.
DeleteOur State Department, has ordered our brave Embassy Marines, to laid down their rifles, and surrender! The New America under Obama! Surrender like the French. ISIS on their way to Washington!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to tell you this and I make no bones about it. We should raise them from the planet. The cowardice of killing young aid workers has stained them. Wherever they are send them a nice bunker buster for Valentines Day. It's time.
ReplyDeleteSadly this is the only thing they will understand. You can not conduct at 21st century philosophy war with a 7th century jihad mindset warrior.
DeleteChuck
Well if that's the case mike then let's apply your "stained" standard to our own actions............. Doesn't look very good now doesn't it ?
DeleteThey have our equipment. They have our resupplies.
DeleteDoesn't that make you wonder at all ?
Obama, IS their leader!
DeleteChuck and I will fight until the battle has ended, and we will stay until the pub closes!
DeleteLet's take it a step further. Let's apply that same stained standard to my 500 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets. No it doesn't. So. Arm yourself and start a fight with another branch of "armed services". Not innocent aid workers. I'm not down like that.
ReplyDeleteYou have fallen for the premise put before you mike. If we created them, and we did. Then who killed her ? And doesn't it make you wonder when you see everybody use her as a pretext for another war?
DeleteIf you want to kill so bad mike then why don't you just volunteer. And if you already did then go back. Your mindset leads to more lives ruined. But then again what can one expect from a guy who likes to close pubs
You can express this my friend straight from The Outlaw Josey Wales when asked about fighting, "sometimes you gotta get plum mad dog mean". Am I espousing violence as a means towards all ends absolutely not. Am I saying we should raise to the very ground any person who had a hand in this girls killing, as they said in Fargo "you betcha". And I look forward to your hard hitting piece on the realistic achievements of economic sanctions against ISIS. Would I shy away from a fight. Ummmm no. Am I a violent person. Not at all. Am I capable of violence. I'm ready like Spongebob.
DeleteBy the way. The quote was Churchill about the pub, man. You are a deep thinker and a Kool Aid drinker. Let's hear you rail on me now that your so intellectually shallow you took a famous comedic quip from Sir Winston Churchill and tried to use it as a real put down of me.
DeleteDEEP END-- DO NOT DIVE. ;)
DeleteHave another beer big guy. And don't kick your dog
DeleteThat's all you've got. I won't kick ya lil buddy. But no treat today.
DeleteWell Mike, I personally would really enjoy it if you went ahead and kicked him. Please reconsider.
DeleteGo into the service Mike. As it's said where I come from. "Man up or shut up"
DeleteMy dearest of all anonymous posters. You have no identity. No face. No name. You have espoused no real political theory, public policy or talking point. You're no daisy. No daisy at all. Poor boy. You were just a bit too nervous. My grandfather volunteered as a field surgeon into The Second World War and sewed up British RAF officers by flying into combat zones in his own plane and sewing up airmen, before how own country even entered the conflict. You know when that was right? You have proven to be a WWII expert already ;). My cousin was a gunnery sergeant in the marines. My nephew just returned from two tours last year. My family is a family of service. Because I was busy during the war doesn't mean I didn't talk to a recruiter about enlisting. I would caution you to be careful whom you challenge. Because I have a minor physical condition which precluded my service doesn't mean I didn't try. Now. Back to you. When a green fecal fly irritates a horse he just swishes his tail. That thoroughbred doesn't expend the energy to sit down and crush the ass fly or run wild through the brambles to rid his body of the parasite. Why? He's not worth the expense of calories to shed him. Use this analogy for your next attack. But, I wouldn't just go after your betters. Start by going to a playground. After they destroy your ego get back into community college and earn the degree you have obviously shrugged off for so long. Until we meet again on your imaginary field of battle. I remain. M
DeleteMay I give you a name? I feel we are intimately acquainted now, may I, I mean if it's not offensive to you, call you Winston? Winston I apologize. I feel I have been unduly harsh with you. I would like to turn the other cheek. Live and let live Winston. No hard encrusted feelings.
DeleteJust do it mike. Marines are where you belong. Just don't mention spongebob or Jose Wales. They frown on fantasy. Guys like you will step forward for any mission. They need you big guy. It's in your blood. Your grqnddad had a pair so where are yours. Off to the middle east with you and when some poor local farmer sticks an Ak in your face you can tell him about spongebob and Jose Wales. Then and only then will you know where anons like me are coming from
DeleteDarling I'll never know where Anons like you are coming from. I'm quite certain I've never met one. Now I've apologized. I won't expect the same courtesy from you. I'm both too old for service and they couldn't use me when I wasn't. Perhaps, I mean if I'm not being to presumptive. Perhaps you could postpone your post graduate work. Put off the paid lecture circuit long enough for you to serve. Ahhhh I forgot. You aren't even brave enough to put your name to your own confused emotions on a Cryptid blog. I'm giving you a hall pass Winston. I could serve even at my age. But you. Naaaaa. No branch of the military service is recruiting people of your obvious distinction at the present. Ill leave you the last word. Let everyone get their Ray Bans on before you post you bright and shining star. ;)
DeleteHurry Winston. Cal Poly Vo Tech could tweet your acceptance star before your mother takes the laptop. Last Wotd to you and....go
DeleteWinston at 12:39 you ended your sentence with the preposition from, I could handle anything you did up until then, but you are doing a discredit to your future alma mater and the world needs communications liaisons very badly. I'm going to never forget today and our gentle learned discourse. You are by far the most unique person I ever met on this blog. I hope you teach military history after your distinct academic career. The board game RISK will fly off the shelves. Good day to you sir. Despite our brief and (your) witty banter I wish you well. I apologize for my many typos. When I am utterly amused I type too fast.
DeleteNow I have you figured out. Typical old man who likes war and wants to see somebody else go fight it. Nuf said
DeleteWinston in Marvel Comics the great Stan Lee ended them with the closing "Nuff Said". Last Word: Marvel Comics 1 Winston 0
DeleteDSM - I absolutely adore your witty troll take-downs. I always leave your posts with a smile on my face ;-) (wink, wink).
DeleteWinston is, like you wrote, just a fly on your ass, not worthy of anything more than just a swish, but I'm glad you sat on him! It makes for wonderful reading!
Your fan in bigfooting. Uno!
^ Never were in the military, never done state time, never honestly busted their asses digging ditches or hot mop roofing,drywall,framing,concrete finishing,effin ect....FOR A HONEST PAYCHECK!! Nothing more than witty typists (like a secretary) adding 0 too 0's to make thier fake ass money off of other folks sweat
DeleteYou fools will NEVER get it, "your glory,your proof?
Feel sorry for you SOULESS PRICKS
^ Big Doris = Town Sloot!
DeleteAre you Googling it now ? Key word Curchill. Number of quotes ending in until the pub closes, dozens. . Are you to the Lady Astor stuff? I hope so. Recess at 12:00 snack, peanut butter and crackers.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to see that now Joe is pretending to be a Native American mythological figure, Mike has taken up the heady mantle of almost unending ranting!
ReplyDeleteI said LAST WORD !!! ;).
ReplyDeleteWonderful post. and you Nice used words in this article and beautifully post it.
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