SouthJerseySasquatch Shows Us How To Do a Real Bigfoot Howl
This is hilarious. SouthJerseySasquatch has always been one of our favorite squatchers. In this video, he teaches his son how to do a Bigfoot howl -- and he actually does it pretty well!
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
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ReplyDeleteAnonymousThursday, February 26, 2015 at 5:49:00 AM PST
DeleteI am happy to listen but when you consider uneducated people from the USA, it would be better and save the governement billions by practising a kind of Euthanasia i.e if your interlect is below 130 you're f*ck, then that would actually wipe out the whole USA.
f*cking your sister to re populate the Country doesn't count.
An AmericanThursday, February 26, 2015 at 3:30:00 PM PST
This is epic. The raging stupidity of skeptard 5:49:
"i.e if your interlect is below 130 you're f*ck,"
Yeah, my poor little "interlect" simply can't match wits with the likes of your towering mental powers.
I promise you one thing though, 5:49, your 'interlect" is "below 130." Your gnashing rage coupled with your "below 130 interlect" suggests you are the product of inbreeding which you feign to despise.
Sincerely,
An American
First for Bruce Jenners from Endland :) xx
ReplyDeleteSecond and England xx
Deleteengland bein whurs tham forn folk livin thays not heers in amurka
DeleteThere ain't no bigfoot in the UK at all, though we do have some hairy b*stards about 7 foot called Boris.
DeleteHi Eva. Hope all is swell
DeleteI heard a guy scream once, sounded like this guy. He was lowering a 50# cylinder down between his legs and it slipped pinching his sack. It also caught his pierced sack ring and tore it. He let out a scream that BF would have been proud of. That's what you get for piercing your sack
MMC
I played snap in the 6th form with darts and throw one in my mates nut sack, is that the sound you are refering to? As if you are, it wasn't what you expected, it was kind of limp.
DeleteThen later i twisted some glass we had to blow and he burnt his lips, then he had no hair after I let the gas escape for a bit....
Lol they sound painful xx
DeleteThat appears to be my backyard.
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