Here's What The Family of Bigfoots Looks Like at Night
If you haven't seen Steve Alcorn's debunking video, don't forget to check it out. The Arizona Department of Transportation denies that they have footage of the alleged "family of Bigfoots". However, they actually have still images that refreshes every couple of minutes on their website. It seems the "squatches" freezes at night:
Here's what it looks like during the day:
You can check out the Arizona Department of Transportation's website here to view the real-time camera updates: http://az511.com/hcrsweb/files/rwisCam387.html
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ReplyDeleteThis is right up there with the ketchum bear meat and the gator leg fiascos
ReplyDeleteThe announcement of the winner of 2013’s Golden Idiot Statuette has been grossly delayed due to the untimely disappearance of the BFE’s own Mayor McCheese, who would have presented the award.
DeleteThere are two winners of 2013’s Golden Idiot, or, one winner who was the author of two comments. In the latter case, the author will receive two Golden Idiot Statuettes, unheard of in the annals of Golden Idiotry. The author(s) has/have only to claim credit for the comment(s), in order to receive their gorgeous Golden Idiot statuettes.
The first 2013 comment to earn the Golden Idiot, stated that Patty’s musculature “was simulated with water-filled sacks.” As you can well imagine, BFE’s panel of judges was vociferously unanimously in favor of this comment as being worthy of the Golden Idiot.
The second 2013 comment to earn the Golden Idiot stated that the Packham/BBC bigfoot “was intentionally poor in order to keep the bigfoot gravy train rollin’.” This claim was apparently made by a commenter who initially defended the Packham/BBC bigfoot as excellent convincing work, a miracle of science which disproved the PGF. The judges immediately seized upon this comment and found that it was of an equivalent caliber of idiocy as the “water-filled sacks” comment, and became deadlocked.
The final decision was to award two Golden Idiots, one to each idiot in question, or two to the special double-idiot in question. We simply want to commemorate and celebrate such stupendous idiocy, due to the deeply idiotic efforts of the visiting idiots.
As Mayor McCheese is still missing, if the proud idiot(s) of these comments would kindly step forward today, we and visitors to this blog can at least congratulate you on the shocking idiocy of these two Golden Idiot-earning comments.
The winner of 2014’s Golden Idiot Statuette will not be announced at this time, but a provisional winner has been chosen.
Rest assured that the BFE judges will be on the lookout for more spectacular displays of idiocy in 2015.
^ That's a lot of writing for so little humor payout.
DeleteI do miss Mayor McCheese tho.
You can't be giving out idiot awards while maintaining belief in mythical apes. It doesn't work.
DeleteI keep my poop in a jar.
Delete....Happy New Year Poopster...May your shelves of jars of poop never collapse....
Delete...lols Jimmy Joe...
Delete;-)
DeleteTo the original commenter: wow, you really took the time to write that? Man, talk about nothing better to do!
DeleteThanks Jimmy Joe.
DeleteYeah we miss the old school.
The comment section is a waste of bandwidth these days.
MMG
I do to MMG.All I wanted for Christmas was a pair of big ass hairy titties.It was a sad Christmas.
DeleteIf you listen carefully you can hear Joe sobbing all the way from across the North Atlantic.
ReplyDeleteWhat does that make, 5 of these BS posts now?
ReplyDeletewhere my hat?
ReplyDeletewho fancies some tea and crumpets ?
ReplyDeleteYes please any chance of a muffin? xx
DeleteLooks good, I think there will be a lot more to this over the next few days. I think this is the one we have all been waiting for.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget, Sykes is coming....
That's right! Sykes is not revealing his findimg s to us because he doesn't want to be in the history books, get credit for a major discovery, or rake in any money
DeleteSykes is not revealing his findings because the government agents are silencing him. You know - the same government agents which are hiding giant skeletons under lock and key at the Smithsonian because they will disprove evolution.
DeleteCan't believe this one isn't up here yet, more bad evidence but funny.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/03/fisherman-saw-bigfoot-bathing_n_6407272.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592
"spot on, great photo! I think there's gonna be much more on this in the next few days..." - Joe
DeleteThis will garner the usual response from Joe of course.
^I'm going to toss that gem in his arrogant mug 24/7. 2015 is off to a good start!
DeleteLOL - DO IT!
DeleteBreaking: Daylight Hoaxes Resemble Hoaxes at Night, Just Darker
ReplyDeletePretty quite today. Joe must be getting his treatments.
ReplyDeleteInternet time in the home is limited to an hour a day
DeleteThe plumber told him to get the hell out while he "fixed" his wife's pipes.
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