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The Fortean Slip Science Minute 42
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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ReplyDeleteIs that a diagram of MMG and Timmy F ordering a grand buffet breakfast at Golden Coral before the Florida Conference?
ReplyDeleteThere is NO WAY those two brains could generate that much electricity.
DeleteMMG flying in to see the Gator/Hoffa/Chimp/Field Mouse arm.
ReplyDeleteOn gossamer wings no less!
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Fkin smoked multi man gangbang
DeleteJust curious
ReplyDeleteAnybody know why the coin went back and forth in the dry ice four threads ago?
MMC
Sheesh! Lol, the answer to your
DeleteQuestion is 1 st grade at best,
Wow,, but then again if I were to give you the answer.
Then you would Know!??!
^ does not know
DeleteCoin super heats ice ice dissolves to gas blowing the coin tada don't say I never told you anything
DeleteTada !
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Kinda like, o kinda like this
Deletehttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aqCfVVkT2KI
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LqFUEcM9wR0
DeleteR & R
Spoiler alert: neither video is DC's nuts
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DeleteMMC
Lol tada like a gay magician. How redundant is that sentence?
DeleteOr redunit like a drunk musician
DeleteMmC
So what's the verdict on Stacy's find? Was it the elusive man-beast?
ReplyDeleteIts a fkin gator leg.
DeleteWhat it definitely isn't is a fkin 9 foot wood knocking gorilla that knows what a camera is.
These morons think bigfoot is real.
Unforgivable
There is something odd about that if it is from primate. For the length of the upper and lower arms, they are extremely thick (for a STRONG) animal. Bones them selves are not that long compared to the size of those hand bones.
DeleteIf you all remember, Staceys video (therm) always intrigued me over the size of the hands --------- cartoonishly BIG! Look at Staceys arm find and imagine it with flesh and the hand spread open. Cartoonisly big Once again!
If Shawn will post up the figer pics, I want to know if any of you guys have seen these photos and come up with a different back story than what I got. But I can tell you now, the hands are CARTOONISHLY large compared to the rest of the beast!
I pretend to believe in magic monkeys.
DeleteIts true.
Its all a role playing game.
If you pretend to be into Bigfoot as much as you actually are TBP just to troll a blog that's an even scarier mental illness the likes of which should get you baker acted
DeleteYou mean like I believe I am a mexican bigfoot.
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Holy shit lol I did not see that one coming at all
DeleteHA !
DeleteHarry, 5:21 is me, 5:25 is on a 2 week meltdown the likes of which have never been seen here at BE. He got Ya Harry, Probably that dumbass ballboy as well>
DeleteWhat's goin on man
DeleteI figured TBP I know you haven't longhanded your monicker in forever just initials
DeleteSup Harry. Hey man, you got to rag on Shawn. I gave him the finger and he won't share, haha ha ha ha ha
DeleteI got my hands on some old photos of an extremely large finger that knida looks like a bigfoot finger(might)? I'm teasin him and I think I got him and Ro mad, ha ha ha ha ha. But he might listen to you. Tell him you want the finger!!!!!!!!!
Later, got to go get my truck ready for a Squatchen trip this SAT! Later hot rod.
Now why the hell would Shawn care what I think? Are there other people trapped in your head? Do they periodically mention your name repeatedly?
DeleteCan't get enough of this bigfoot roleplaying:)
DeleteI sent in a picture of a sausage roll (we are pretending its a bigfoot finger) he he he :)
Happy footin y'all.
Shawn's parents probably told him the same thing my parents told me. You put that finger up again and I'll rip it off.
DeleteDORK 6:02 TROLL ALERT.
DeleteWell Harry, your normally a pretty good voice of reason. Your a Rational Skeptic and you generate alot of hits, ha ha ha haha
Your pretty well liked around hear except the dipshit Stalker of yours.
MMG has bought the gator leg for $17,5000.
ReplyDeleteBargain.
Pretty sure that's Rictor having mindies with a chemo patient.
ReplyDeleteThe nitrogen gasses out as it melts, both sides as long as it stays balnced, it will develope a harmaonic just like sound. The gas at the leading edge, down makes it look like it floats.
ReplyDeleteYou guys should really all get the Finger. Shawn, stop hogging the finger. Post up here and see if anyone else can come up with the background info and see if it conflicts with what i was told. Shawn will get the x-ray photo after we play a game. Guess the length of the finger in the photo.
Who -ever guessed small with Dans photo was a winner. So now you all should be awarded the finger.
Shawn, quit bogarting the FINGER.
Joe can't play, as he also got the finger.
However ---- Joe is a great guy, so I'm appointing him Judge Of the finger contest!
Closest to the actual length, And I'll buy you one of Shawns shirts or hats. But Shawn, you cant play either, you know to much about search engines. You can be offial presenter of the prize shirt / hat but you have to make a vid telling who won.
Lets get ready to rumble.
Fk you even on about?
DeleteFirstly bigfoot don't even exist.
Now on to the good stuff. Got spaghetti monster with parmesan cheese???
Haha pwned.
No one cares about your finger. You know it ain't a bigfoot. You know there is no bigfoot. You just role playing cos its fun.
Dream on brotherrrrr.
Over and out smokey joe
Yes, harmonic, kinda like a prairie dog
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5:18... If Bigfoot didn't exist, then people wouldn't be seeing them, and they wouldn't be leaving tracks.
DeleteNothing the same can be said for spaghetti monsters.
You're here every day playing the role of confident skeptic, truth is if you were that confident, you wouldn't spend the time reinforcing that stance, trying to persuade yourself.
http://www.smokeyjoesauces.co.uk
Hey mmg why you tell everyone you going to some footer festival when we all know you are going to a brony convention sporting a fluffy tailed buttplug
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DeleteThat gator leg is making us intelligent bigfoot knower's look like idiots!
ReplyDeleteOh and I'm a skeptic by the way.
Hello, I'm in search of an expert attorney to handle my personal injury case. Since it's 2014, I'm going to look for someone who was fired from their only high profile case mid-trial in 1984 because that is the sure sign of a winner. This lawyer must not have worked a case since 1984, although occasional taxidermy awards do not hurt. I will ignore everybody else, including every active lawyer in the business whom are recognized by critics and peers as being the cream of the crop....
ReplyDeleteSee how idiotic that sounds? Replace lawyer with SFX artist and that's Bill Munns.
Sorry but he's not an expert.
This;
Deletehttp://www.billmunnscreaturegallery.com/bmcgsite_036.htm
... Says be is, sorry butthurt boy.
I come here for the evidencing of bigfoot instead I get Tron III faceshjt
ReplyDeleteNo you didn`t...you came here to try out your smartarse trolling trick...it is easy to spot.
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