Listen to Woman Talk About Bigfoot Attacking her Home in Snohomish County, Washington
"Growing up in Snohomish Washington, with Sasquatch on her property, Dina tell the story how one night a Sasquatch attacked their home and terrified her father!!"
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
“Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement.” -The Mexican Bigfoot
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DeleteDumb Spice
DeleteCrack is good for what ails you
Delete^ only when inhaled deeply
DeleteJimmy smoked crack and I don't care
DeleteJimmy smoked crack and I don't care
Jimmy smoked crack and I don't carrrrre
He threw his life away
YES my name is jimmy!
DeleteBut i smoke TWACK not
Crack, so gargle my sack!
Back wiggity,wiggity,,,WACK!
Delete"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover." – The Mexican Bigfoot
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DeleteSDG
That's fine by me. I've had cream in my jeans for a week.
DeleteSup Donk Guy
CRACKin' open some more rum now.
DeleteSuk Docks Guy
^ FOLKS, ONCE AGAIN, I
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DeleteOUH YEAAAAA!!
The Snohomish-Maltby area is filled with uneducated rednecks, hicks, and yokels.
ReplyDeleteu take that back!
DeleteSays the guy from the next county who has six fingers.
DeleteJust like his Dad.
MMG
^ now u take THAT back!
DeleteWhoa there!
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Good afternoon to y'all!
MMG
Thank you. I'm at the point where the Duke bros are up to some hijinks in Hazard County.
DeleteI'm CRACKin' open some duke right now.
DeleteSup Dook Guy
Can I please see the enchilada guy!!! you have no idea how bad I want to eat some!!!!!
DeleteYup. Rural hicks. Eastern King county is the same way.
DeleteGOT DAM CITY FOLK! day be jibbirin dat "Fancy talk again"
DeleteAnd yuppies. And California transplants. Don't forget them. And bigfoot! Let's not forget the bigfoots.
DeleteLast night I went to my 'area' and let loose with a few howls and knocks. And as God is my witness, I heard a distant, powerful call 'Joe got smoooooooooooked....'
ReplyDeleteDont talk about your "area" in public. And stop howling and knocking on it. It makes it smoke something fearful damnit!!
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ReplyDeleteUh oh, its Inda bot spammer guy^
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ReplyDeletethe Grandparents had "issues" -- wonder what that is ABOUT ?
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DeleteWas there penetration?
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