I don't know if this is a bigfoot yell or not, but whatever it is scares the horses, the guy recording it, and me. Turn your speakers up for the full effect.
That is what you call an immature bull elk trying to bugle. Damn, if you guys would ever get beyond the KOA camp grounds more than once a year noises like that would be easy for you to decipher.
Okay big boy!!!! How about the Fecal Matter Face Squatch which was taken out (killed) by Hugh Janus back on 06/09/1969 in the Sierra Nevada Range.
It's the legendary beast widely known to pounce on its unsuspecting victims during a hike and rubs its own fecal matter on the unsuspecting victims faces.
'Ol Hugh did the community a huge service that day.
Okay big boy!!!! How about the Fecal Matter Face Squatch which was taken out (killed) by Hugh Janus back on 06/09/1969 in the Sierra Nevada Range.
It's the legendary beast widely known to pounce on its unsuspecting victims during a hike and rubs its own fecal matter on the unsuspecting victims faces.
Got any explanation for that? Eh smart guy.....well then, let us hear it then.
Are you the mentally ill JREF footer who was pretending to be in another country fighting off insurgents while posting about Bigfoot or are you one of the chimps that believed him ?
"Wild Bill" got the Sh%& kicked out of him, when he visited his local V.F.W. pretending to be a Marine! that's also why he talks funny. He got most of his teeth knocked the F out!
Oh, and The AIMS team only captured a "Farm Bred" hog. That Hog they put in the cage was bought for $300 from a local farmer by the name of Ted Stevens! It's all PHONY! OOHRAY!
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteAt first i was thinking owl or
DeleteA eagle scream. That low moan at the end??
Maybe a eagle killing a deer,
Most likely a squatch,,
trbd.
That is what you call an immature bull elk trying to bugle. Damn, if you guys would ever get beyond the KOA camp grounds more than once a year noises like that would be easy for you to decipher.
DeleteOkay big boy!!!! How about the Fecal Matter Face Squatch which was taken out (killed) by Hugh Janus back on 06/09/1969 in the Sierra Nevada Range.
DeleteIt's the legendary beast widely known to pounce on its unsuspecting victims during a hike and rubs its own fecal matter on the unsuspecting victims faces.
'Ol Hugh did the community a huge service that day.
Thnx @11:07 i am gonna check that out.
DeleteBig Doris.
so if you don't know if it's a bigfoot scream then don't say it might be!
DeleteI was being generous 10:41.
DeleteAs i felt you would need somthing to snivel an whine about
Big Doris : )
Could be a possible unicorn neigh as well.
ReplyDeleteMan da YAHOO sownded lik a locomowtiv wen he let dat big ol squwall owt scard da livin daylytes owt of WILD BILL fer shur!
ReplyDeleteAre Footers nothing but complete morons? Or is it just the people that post the stuff that want more clicks for cash? That's an ELK idiot!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay big boy!!!! How about the Fecal Matter Face Squatch which was taken out (killed) by Hugh Janus back on 06/09/1969 in the Sierra Nevada Range.
DeleteIt's the legendary beast widely known to pounce on its unsuspecting victims during a hike and rubs its own fecal matter on the unsuspecting victims faces.
Got any explanation for that? Eh smart guy.....well then, let us hear it then.
That's undoubtedly an Elk. However, Church of Bigfoot Disciples would have you believe it could be nothing but "a Squatch".
DeleteLMFAO at the degenerate schmuckatellies known as FooTARDS.
Are you the mentally ill JREF footer who was pretending to be in another country fighting off insurgents while posting about Bigfoot or are you one of the chimps that believed him ?
DeleteWhere are any disciples having you believe it could be nothing but a Sasquatch? Not on here, so far.
DeleteHow are things going as an Acolyte of the Temple of Sceptardia? Was today's prayer breakfast a winner? How did your flock of ScepTARDS behave?
There is not a JREF minion around that could could confidently identify that call.
DeleteOutdoor, survivalist guys and strange, creepy cult members do not mix.
MMG
Oh Brother! you CITY PEOPLE need to get out in the woods more!
ReplyDeleteAnswer me this mr redneck! Why does Wild Bill nose look like a snout on a HOG? ?? To root for truffles?
DeleteWhat?
"Wild Bill" got the Sh%& kicked out of him, when he visited his local V.F.W. pretending to be a Marine! that's also why he talks funny. He got most of his teeth knocked the F out!
DeleteOh, and The AIMS team only captured a "Farm Bred" hog. That Hog they put in the cage was bought for $300 from a local farmer by the name of Ted Stevens! It's all PHONY!
OOHRAY!
Hmmm, ima bettin dats why he also weres dem Britches so tite an all??
Deleteam I the only one that posts based on the comments and ignores the topic and clips?
ReplyDeleteYes Ernstir, you are!
DeleteWhen humans are around, elk do not linger and make vocalizations, hoping for some gun toting moron to put one right between their eyes.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...Stelk n` chips.
DeleteProbably a n@gger screaming while running from the clan. White Power!
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