Human Alien Hybrid Babies Living Among Us According to College Professor
According to a retired college professor from Temple University, aliens have been abducting women, and forcing them to raise human-alien hybrid babies as humans. No, seriously.
David M. Jacobs, who admits the entire thing sounds crazy, has been a teacher of American history for 36 years. His beliefss, he says, have definitely made his life more difficult.
“I knew that it was embarrassing to the university. I was not rewarded for my views,” Jacobs told Dana Difilippo. “But you do not often find yourself in the middle of a phenomenon that allows you to make a contribution to something that could be of unsurpassing importance in human history.”
According to Jacobs, he has gathered details pertaining to 150 abduction cases, which are very similar to those described by over a million alleged alien abducted Americans: insect-shaped creatures dedicated to breeding a human hybrid. These creatures, he says, possess the capability of performing neurological scans that enable them to collect human sperm and eggs. Other details include people exhibiting strange marks or scars, missing time, and recognizing strangers on Earth from these purported shared alien experiences out in space.
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