Cliff Barackman: Help Me Find My Stolen BIGFOOT (Updated)
Alright, Bigfooters. Our friend Cliff Barackman needs your help! If you're in the Utah area, or have seen this stolen Bigfoot statue, please contact Cliff Barackman ASAP! Cliff posted this urgent message today on Facebook:
* * * CALLING ALL BIGFOOTERS * * *
Help Me Find My Stolen #BIGFOOT
. . . PLEASE SHARE THIS . . .
A transport company called 777X Transport owned by Brian Cannon of Enoch, UT (born Sept 29th) picked up my chainsaw bigfoot sculpture in California about a year ago, but never delivered it. The Utah based company went out of business and the owner has disappeared. This bigfoot sculpture was last seen in Enoch / Cedar City, Utah around November 2013 and believed to be somewhere around that area. Do not care about the thief who stole it, I just need the sculpture found! Can anyone help spread the word around FB sites in that area or help find this 8 foot tall, 750 pound sculpture??? There's a cool reward in it for the finder! THANK YOU!
Thanks to Cindy Bowers for sending this in: "Help Finding Bigfoots star Cliff Barackman find Bigfoot. His Bigfoot , it has been stolen."
[Update] Cliff Barackman's Bigfoot Statue Has Been Found!
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