Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Maybe it's a sub-species.First!
ReplyDeleteFor starters...that flyer has a picture of a known hoax.
ReplyDeleteThat's no hoax!!! You jack wagon, that is clearly a stump. How in the world does one hoax a stump??? That's what I though dip stick.
DeleteI bet you $$ to dognuts that any oron could go to that exact spot and get conclusive, indisputable DNA evidence to prove that is a stump. I am willing to bet my entire kingdom that someone could capture it and bring it back for study by REAL scientists for the world to see. FINALLY all the naysayers and deniers woud shut their damned mouths!!!!
DeleteAMEN and pass the sauce!
DeleteAnd I'm none too enamored with the title either....
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Well sounds like a fun thing to do with the kids!
ReplyDeleteI'd say if Bigfoot is lecturing in Ohio, the chances of getting good footage and photos are pretty good, no flash bulbs though, we don't want to send him running.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot Is giving a lecture!?!? Now that I gotta see. Whoever booked him needs a serious adda
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