People seem to forget that the Earth Mother is really in control. All the war and rape caused by the White Male Patriarchy will all be over soon, and we can get back to communing with nature.
Not the stuffing!! Actually, I'm not worried about being replaced by a genetically engineered whatever. As long as there are spiders to be smooshed, I'm irreplaceable.
I don't know what it is, but I know what it's not. It's not a lake monster and that sure isn't Loch Ness. Unless that's the part of Loch Ness that looks like coastal Florida.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeletePeople seem to forget that the Earth Mother is really in control. All the war and rape caused by the White Male Patriarchy will all be over soon, and we can get back to communing with nature.
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DeleteCyndi, as long as you don't kill me and offer up snoo snoo, I'll be happy
DeleteThe Earth Mother is guiding us toward the science of genetic engineering, so soon we won't need men anymore.
DeleteSo no snoo snoo then?
DeleteTaken off Florida. It's a whale.
DeleteCyndi, welcome back. Things have been pretty weird around here.
DeleteErnie be very careful brother it's a feminist cult they'll offer you blow then sacrifice you to their pagan deity
DeleteSok Harry, as long as there's snoo snoo first.
DeleteHello Cyndi,long time no see,hope your well xx
DeleteBut they'll rip out your stuffing Ernie that can't be good
DeleteNot the stuffing!! Actually, I'm not worried about being replaced by a genetically engineered whatever. As long as there are spiders to be smooshed, I'm irreplaceable.
DeleteThat was no f-ing sturgeon!
Deletemore like - the Dobhar-chú looking for food
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ReplyDeleteWhere's the paid scoftics on this one?
ReplyDeleteJ Randi is prancing around his kitchen in a pink nightgown fixing them breakfast.
DeleteTheir reactions seem staged, I think they know exactly what they're seeing, but I can't tell what it is.
DeleteOh yeah, how do I get paid for this?
DeleteHOAX. MISLEADING TITLE AND VIDEO... Not even watching it and I know it is not a lake monster.
ReplyDeleteREAL DEAL FOLKS!!! WOW GREAT VIDEO WHAT A CATCH!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you think that's anything other than a dolphin.... I got some ocean front property on Tattooine I'd like to sell ya.
ReplyDeleteSure, but pause the video and you can see coils. Also, this is Florida, could be a snake.
DeleteManatee maybe baby ?
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420 and Easter. It doesn't get any better !
What's the good word funky monkey? Happy birthday hitler we know your punk ass isn't dead merely partying with elvis
DeleteIt's the mermen from Atlantis. Some guy from Whales told me.
ReplyDeleteStraight from the Whale's mouth? Was his name Jonah?
Deletelet me premp the next post with my analysis. it is a hoax and a fake.
ReplyDeletealso allow me to claim first on the next post as well
I don't know what it is, but I know what it's not. It's not a lake monster and that sure isn't Loch Ness. Unless that's the part of Loch Ness that looks like coastal Florida.
ReplyDeleteCindy you are 1 crazy bitch :}
ReplyDeleteReally you are a nut bag unparalleled!
USO ( unidentified submerged objects ) the GRAYs having underwater bases for collecting DNA
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