This creepy little thing has got everyone stumped


What the heck is this? Some say it resembles a monkey. The teeth, hands (or paws) are dead giveaways that this is probably a primate they say. Others suggest it could either be a chupacabra or an odd looking dog. Below are some zoomed images of its feet and paws:

Hands?

Feet

Full image:


Comments

  1. that is not a primate. the teeth are wrong and i dont know of any monkey that has stumps on its head from where horns used to be..its a horned predator monkey?? if its fake it was probably the morbid creation of a sculpture artist.

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    1. Yep, the arms have been reattached to the top of the neck and the teeth are all incisors. It also appears to have been coated in some sort of manmade resin to preserve it.

      I don't see any reason to assume it's *not* fake.

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    2. I HONESTLY THINK THIS IS THE REAL THING. THINGS LIKE THIS HAVE BEEN REPORTED SINCE THE BEGINNING OF MODERN HISTORY. YOU CANT TAKE THAT FOR GRANTED.

      PEACE

      ALL CAPS

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    1. ^Speaking of stumps...

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    2. Robert Pedobear Lindsay and his stories about all the chicks he gets anyone?

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  3. Whys business been so slow lately Shawn?

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    1. Y u go shawn. Keep these adults that want to act like kids off here. IM tired of them making fun of people and being idiots. They have no life so they want to treat others like crap. I admire you shawn. Keep up the good work. Thanks!

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  4. Fuk me Shawn's bannin people better get our waders on shitts gettin deep

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    1. Ahhh found it fuk me shiits getting deep white out all up in this motherfuker

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    2. Good morning you fukin shadowy pricks kick them tires light them fires

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    3. If I had shiit in one hand and all the crazy things anon cares about in the other guess which would fill faster Anons of course but I'd still be left hold shiit in both hands yet is still wonder why anon cares about my self autographed strapons so much I guess his buttplug wasn't satisfying him enough so he needed to get just a little more elbow deep in himself hence his genuine concern with my closet o'strapons

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    4. Whoop fuked up a couple words in that one

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    5. I'm a little crackhead short and thin here is my pipe and here is where I take poles in. I've got to pay for my rocks somehow. Don't you judge me.

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    6. The more you judge me the more I'll care about all your personal lives. In a damn near obsessive manner. I'm sorry I just have no friends. That's why I'm so concerned. Plus my family hates me.

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    7. On a private note I'll suck your d1ck for a bump or rock.

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    8. Shooby dooby doo shooby shooby dooby doo

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    9. And Harry shows us how we can use vulgar language without being whited out. Just a little creative spelling is all it takes. Well done, Bandini. Hatertole!

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    10. More importantly, he showed us that early morning drunkenness and the English language are incompatible. Bet you a nickel he's passed out on his toilet right now.

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    11. Really? You sound that stupid when you're sober?

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    12. What I wasn't passed out in a toilet dumbshit

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    13. Hey Harry, you still havent answered the question about what you were doing with a strap on to begin with that you sent to ball boy?

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    14. ball boy looking for love in all the wrong places^

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  5. dat dare be batsquatch fur shur

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  6. It isn't Rick Dyer's hank. It's way to realistic! But, Morons, it's not a real animal at all. Today, we can easily create any type monsters we want.
    Remember that monster found on Long Island, years ago. It had the "Experts" stumped for 5 years! All it was, was a bloated skinned Raccoon!

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    1. John Spoke and his grandsons are proven hoaxers. case closed

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  7. Omg any can c that's a malnutritioned teenage HELLBOY lol it has horns. Find me a primate with horns ....exactly

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    1. There's several reliable records of humans with cutaneous horns.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutaneous_horn

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  8. Looks like the damn thing died of constipation.

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  9. Bloated, skinned raccoon is one of the most credible voices....

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  10. That there is the lemur/human hybrid.

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  11. That there's the jersey devil. Prolly sold them horns for beer money
    LL

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  12. Why don't the creator, take it on tour, and make some money! They're ARE enough stupid people out there (Especially in Texas, where Rick "The Liar" Dyer had the most turn-out) to make money off this FAKE creature!

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    1. B.S. Dyer didn't make enough to cover his gas and beef jerky bill.

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    2. "They're ARE enough stupid people"

      Only uneducated old farts like John Jones can put tripe like this together.

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    3. Awe man, that thing is just a dead baboon with it's tail chopped peeps!

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    4. You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com, featuring the heffer sloth, aka Chick

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    5. ^^^Yep, John Jones for sure. How are your horses doing, John? About time for another expedition to gather more Bigfoot evidence that you won't share with anyone.

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  13. Its an Aye-Aye, just look at the long finger.

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  14. Monkey parts., some type of horns on head? But if it was real they would have DNA study done.

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  15. those be Chupacabras folks knowin about tham fer yeers

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  16. It's a halloween prop. http://wafflesatnoon.com/chupacabra-photo/

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