Watch: Werewolf in Brazil Breakdown
Parabreakdown is on top of things as usual. Check out this breakdown of the recent video reportedly showing a werewolf like creature in Brazil:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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ReplyDeleteSo let me reassume what I believe what Bigfoot is:
Unknown primate DNA (Ohio): check
100% modern human DNA (Russia): check
Gigantic human skeletons found only in 19th century covered by Smithsonian: check
No more giant skeletons found in modern scientific era: check
Bipedal creature (pgf): check
Quadrupedal creature (leaping yeti): check
Super intelligent creature able to elude men: check
Dumb creature able to be uncovered by Patterson: check
Ape-like midtarsial break: check
Human-like midtarsial break-free foot: check
Elongated skulls (perù): check
Religious creature (burying of deads): check
Infrared detecting senses: check
Ape-like vocalizations: check
Human-like language: check
Attraction to menstruating women: check
Fear of humans: check
Attacking and kidnapping people: check
Carnivorous: check
Vegan for choice: check
Seems to me that the puzzle fits to perfection
Solid analysis.
DeleteJoes mouth full of caulk: check
DeleteBloke in a suit: check
Joe pwnd daily: check
Joe got monkey: negatory
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DeleteThe muppet trolls worse that Joe.
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Delete^^Joes overprotective little mancrush muppet.
DeleteHow cute.
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Delete^ really creepy
DeleteComment retracted with respect for the admins.
Delete^^Following Joe around in obsessed fashion is pretty creepy, agreed.
Delete^ being another man's white knight....
DeleteCreepier
^obsessed with other posters is what's creepy.
Delete^ trying to justify being a creepy person
DeleteObsessed and scrambling^
Delete^ defense mechanism for being a creepy person
DeleteYou're the one following other posters around talking about their private parts and mouths. Obessed and creepy ^
Delete^ you're addressing someone else. I'm just pointing out how creepy you seem.
DeleteI could care less what you think :) You're following Joe around talking about his private parts constantly. Creepy and obsessed ^
Delete^ you'll be here sun up and sun down being another man's white knight. creeping it up.
DeleteI'M Telling Y'all that Anon4:01 is none other than the Infamous "GIRLY BOY"
DeleteI'll be here forever, get used to it. obsessed troll :)
Delete^ correction. you'll dance as long as we make you dance. uncle creepy.
DeleteObsessed with Joe^
Delete^ wrong. I'm obsessed with you.
DeleteI know you are. Creepy. ^
Delete^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors
DeleteHmmmmmmmm. Ernie deletes his comments just like a certain other poster.........i wonder who that is......
Delete3:24's rectum packed with inserted male genitalia: check
Delete3:24 in a straitjacket: check
3:24's rectum ravaged daily: check
3:24 has any evidence contrary to PGF: negatory
3:24 #freaktard approved: affirmative
Haha look, Ernie is Ernie. I deleted my posts because of the admin.
Delete^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors
DeleteObsessed^
DeleteAnytime parabreakdown does a video, I do not watch because I can't stand to hear this guy blab so he can hear himself blab w/o even realizing some of the things he says is completely ignorant. He is as bad as Bo Bo used to be about claiming everything is a bigfoot except he refuses to say anything is remotely capable of being anything other than a hoax.
Deleteiam sayin i got some silver AK rounds fer tham werewolf critters
ReplyDeleteLet it go Brookreson.
DeleteI agree. Mikey can be such a redundant comady of error. (Dipshit)..
Deletecryptids all abouts for sure
ReplyDeletethats why Mikhail Kalashnikov made the AK47 to take care of all your cryptids needs.
DeleteTEAM HOMOS!
ReplyDeletemapinguaris looks like bigfoots
ReplyDeleteso does manbearpig
DeleteHehe^
Delete^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors
DeleteObsession^
DeleteAs much as I'm not sure about this video, the parabreakdown guys are a joke. Just a bunch of hacks thinking they can break it down.
ReplyDeletei could'nt agree more. his condesending approach is that of a lazy armchair know it all. why they keep promoting this hack is beyond me.plus it sounds like hes talking with a mouth full of pizza rolls
Delete^^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors
DeleteThey promote him b/c him and Shawn are partners on his utube channel. The guy who does all of it is fat ol Phil Poling. HIm, Mulders world, freduian slip are all a group of guys working together that Shawn promotes in exchange for some of the utube hit money.
DeleteWhat a bunch of Crap! "Desperation Video"! These videos are getting so bad, a 2 year old could do better!
ReplyDeleteOut of hundreds of Big foot type videos shown over the past 10 years, only 2-3 may have some merit, and I'm being generous!
Sometimes bigfoots looking like werewolves, mapinguaris, and bears so you thinking you seeing something other than a bigfoot.
ReplyDeletewerewolves all abouts fer shure, need to get some silver bullets
ReplyDeleteAKs with them silver bullets
DeleteRoger acquired an old Gemora suit through Buck Maffei, a mutual friend through Rog's Corriganville connections. BobH wore the suit with a modified headpiece but the footage was no good. Bobs frame was too large for the suit.
ReplyDeleteAs a second measure Roger wore the suit himself. He modified it with padding to fit his diminuitive frame and became Patty for a day. When Gimlin says there were only two men there that day hes correct. BobG and Patterson were in Bluff Creek to hoax the tracks Oct 27.
What Honest BobG fails to mention is that he filmed Roger doing the Patty walk at an earlier date.
So where's the suit?
DeleteYakima Washington in Big Al's private office.
DeleteRoll that fker out.
DeleteI thought Big Al was from South Park.
DeleteYoure thinking of Big Gay Al.
DeleteIm talkin bout Big Bucks Al. Rogers brother in law.
Roger's brother in law, Big Al from Yakima.
DeleteDude is stinkin rich.
Why does he live in Yakima then? Place is a shithole.
DeleteHave you see this suit in person?
Delete^ does this guy ever go to bed/work? Creepy
DeleteAnd I'm obsessed and scrambling, and creepy.
^ "And I'm obsessed and scrambling, and creepy."
DeletePretty much
^ I love you
Delete^Of course you do.
DeleteWanna trade email?
Delete^Creepy.
DeleteI've already said I am baby. Wanna trade?
Delete^^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors
DeleteYou sure are confused, 3:31. Keep trying to rewrite history, just make it up as you go along.
DeleteEven werewolves don't stop and rest on their knees like the guy in this video--animals even half humans never would do that--as it makes them vulnerable--Fake--Next--
ReplyDeleteTEAM HOMOS RULE !
ReplyDeleteoh man, just as I was starting to believe in werewolves
ReplyDeletebelieve werewolves are real, folks been knowin it for yeers
Delete^^^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors
ReplyDeleteObsessed stalker^
ReplyDelete^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors
ReplyDeleteLol unhinged obsession^
ReplyDeletewerewolves afoot in Brazil
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